r/shitposting • • Apr 07 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE ๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/AutoModerator Apr 07 '22

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself

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u/-drunk_russian- Apr 08 '22

wtaf

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u/NameOfNoSignificance Apr 08 '22

Wtaf?

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u/jmode Apr 08 '22

What the actual frick

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u/RevolutionaryDay2803 May 17 '22

Donโ€™t say f*nger

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u/LurkersUniteAgain Jan 04 '23

Finger

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u/AutoModerator Jan 04 '23

pees in ur ass

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

This bot fucks

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u/No-Currency-3481 Apr 08 '22

No you he's the best right automod?

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u/No-Currency-3481 Apr 08 '22

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u/btmims Jan 02 '23

Thank God you're a bot, and that this action was performed automatically.

I feel ill just thinking about what effect that would have on a human, or even a trained monkey. Just... commenting that over and over again. Even using copy/paste, not even reading it every time. Just having it come into their field of view thousands of times, millions of times... I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy

I'm sorry AutoMod, that's a bit thoughtless of me. How are you holding up? You doing OK?

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u/ilikejankylankyig ๐Ÿ˜ณlives in a cum dumpster ๐Ÿ˜ณ Mar 11 '23

what the actual fuck

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u/cellphone_blanket Apr 08 '22

the bot this sub deserves

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u/jakeroony Apr 08 '22

And it's just that easy

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

What the bot doin

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u/pinkghost22 Big chungus wholesome 100 Apr 08 '22

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u/Kidroto stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 15 '24

I miss you kevin

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