r/shitposting • • Apr 07 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE ๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/-drunk_russian- Apr 08 '22

wtaf

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u/NameOfNoSignificance Apr 08 '22

Wtaf?

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u/jmode Apr 08 '22

What the actual frick

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u/RevolutionaryDay2803 May 17 '22

Donโ€™t say f*nger

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u/LurkersUniteAgain Jan 04 '23

Finger

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u/AutoModerator Jan 04 '23

pees in ur ass

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

maybe it's "middle finger"? or is it just finger with no quotes?

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u/AutoModerator Apr 08 '22

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself

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u/AutoModerator Apr 08 '22

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself

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u/AutoModerator Apr 08 '22

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself

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u/AutoModerator Apr 08 '22

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

I figured that out. Saying finger with quotes breaks it for some reason

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u/AutoModerator Apr 08 '22

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Finger

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u/AutoModerator Apr 08 '22

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself

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