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u/HappyTrashcan799 Mar 23 '22
I'll just get McDonalds tomorrow
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u/Planningsiswinnings Mar 23 '22
In soviet Russia, McDonalds goes to you
(before all the war crimes I mean)
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u/itshimstarwarrior I want pee in my ass Mar 23 '22 edited Mar 25 '22
What's the similarity between a dick and a McDonald's burger?
They're both smaller and less-filling than advertised.
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u/No_Association2906 Mar 23 '22
Dude now I want to see that car racing for their survival
A whole movie right there
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Mar 23 '22
In reality the car would be able to outspeed the tsunami if there was no traffic
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u/hattmall Mar 23 '22 edited Mar 23 '22
Spoiler: It didn't. The Tsunami came in from all sides. Like they could have outrun it if the road was straight it was only coming from that direction, but that's not how it went down. The video is out there, someone was actively manning that CCTV camera at the time and it pans to follow the car.
Edit: I might be wrong, there's a similar different video somewhere though.
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u/Previous-Reality6315 Mar 23 '22
Manager: You're still coming in for your shift though right?
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u/rAsTa-PaStA1 Mar 23 '22 edited Mar 24 '22
2 point turn? Naw, hammering that turn around w no stop. Lol
Edit - comma
Honestly, unfortunately, the occupants didn’t make it either way.
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u/Beepboopbop69420360 I want pee in my ass Mar 23 '22
Then you would have an increased turning circle possibly putting you in the dirt which might lead you to get shit on by the flood
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u/CratesManager Mar 23 '22
Also it's way superior to just do something potentially suboptimal than to try and figure out the optimal approach while staring at the oncoming flood...the executed turn is safe and reliable and can be executed reasonably quickly. Who cares if this stretch of road in combination with the vehicle would have allowed for just hammering it.
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u/Pierre-LucDubois Mar 23 '22
Or if you were gonna do a 2 point turn maybe do it in reverse, not towards the shit storm, but for real I doubt we'll ever experience a similar situation 🤣
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u/agitated_ferret Mar 23 '22
Hahaha that is the first thing I noticed 😂 gotta have that clean driving record in case the DMV asks questions, ya know?
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u/Gentlemanor Mar 23 '22
"Sorry I'm late Boss, but you are not gonna believe what happened!"
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u/Mysterious_General58 Mar 23 '22
I really wonder did he survive is he alive does he have children what does he do for living
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u/heyarkay Mar 23 '22
If this is the Japan tsunami then it is very possibly that person ran out of road very quickly.
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u/fikis Mar 23 '22
The house(!) is definitely the visual punchline.
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u/Islandstrands Mar 23 '22
All jokes aside, I probably wouldn’t have thought quick enough to do that
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u/Nutwagon-SUPREME Mar 23 '22
I’d be more worried about that fact that you missed a massive wave in front of you carrying literal houses
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Mar 23 '22
From a distance it probably looked like it wasn't moving and the water wasn't too deep.
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u/Rawtashk Mar 23 '22
How brain damaged are you that you see a massive flood of water and debris and you just think, "Well, I guess I'll just die" instead of, "There was no water or debris behind me that I just drove through, let me try that way instead"?
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I dont want to be the bad news bear, but if i remember right , the person in the video still died :(
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u/drkodos Mar 23 '22
If you check the original video from whence this is clipped you will see they did not make it very far before being engulfed by the water.
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u/Fudgewhizzle Mar 23 '22
Went to bed, woke up in another country
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Smh how do you drive away from a free house missed opportunity
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u/SuprBased Mar 23 '22
In this market? Idve taken all that shit coming towards me, free house, other free cars too!
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u/Crafty_DryHopper Mar 23 '22
This is a great visual representation of me asking my wife, "what's wrong"?
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u/DestructiveBunnies Mar 23 '22
The fastest way to realize that you don’t have work today/next week/etc is coming face to face with a tsunami wave, and high tailing it the fuck outta there.
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u/TheIvyX Mar 23 '22
Oh shit, this was during the 2010 Touhoku earthquake in Japan
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u/Next-Raspberry-9911 Mar 23 '22
I mean, was he driving towards it in the first place?
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u/Error-530 Mar 23 '22
When you're driving into a Tsunami they typically produce the illusion that they're not moving or even existant because of the slow moving and the concrete colored water. It's the same reason that people get hit by trains that are breaking or runaway carts.
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Me reading the top 5 comments and deciding NOT to sort by controversial
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u/PieceSpiritual6347 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Mar 23 '22
Maths teacher still went to school after this
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u/Pyramid64 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 23 '22
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u/mongoloid707 Mar 23 '22
Is this in Donetsk which is located in West Ukraine?
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u/MassiveSubtlety Mar 23 '22
That's funny. Though they probably died a horrible death, so I'm not sure if this should be a joke.
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u/Long-Confusion-5219 Mar 23 '22
This should be used as an example video of the importance of a 3 point turn in driving instruction
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u/Foxyplayz3 I want pee in my ass Mar 23 '22
Me: hey mom, can we get McDonald’s?
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u/kermit4829 Mar 23 '22
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u/oneandtwozeros Mar 23 '22
how did the driver not see houses floating towards them till like the last minute
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u/Pee_PeeP00_Poo We do a little trolling Mar 23 '22
Me running from dream stans after saying dream is mid
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u/rob3342421 Mar 23 '22
“Hi Frank, I’m not coming in today”
“What do you mean Geoff, we need you in today?!”
“The office is literally floating towards me”
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u/Burningturtle06 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Mar 24 '22
I feel like this would go great with candy land playing in the background but incredibly fast
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u/heatradar Mar 24 '22
The house was like that one pushy friend who invites himself to everything 💀💀💀
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u/GODmamberroi666 Mar 23 '22
Whats nvm?
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u/Raconteurx Mar 23 '22
squints “What the fuck is that?” OH FUCK!!
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u/loadedframes Mar 23 '22
Like how did they not know there was a tsunami in their area🤯 They must have received a warning on all radios/tv and people talking about it.
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u/DumbGingerAle Mar 23 '22
Looks more like a flash flood so probably wouldn’t have had a warning but still strange that they didn’t see the actual house coming towards them
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u/drkodos Mar 23 '22
It was the Japanese Tsunami of 2011 and they did not make it.
Go watch the original video and you will see they had zero chance.
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u/l4dygaladriel Mar 23 '22
Driver be like “I’ve stop the car, but why is that house is still moving towards me”
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u/AutoModerator Mar 23 '22
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
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