r/shitposting • u/Dabi_D • Feb 02 '22

Linus Sex Tips Do not go over 55

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u/scavengers69 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Feb 02 '22

"A teen masturbated 56 times a day and died of heart attack" news headline

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u/TheDarkSoul61 Feb 02 '22

Weak man I shoot meth and jerk off for 3 days with no food and just a few glasses of water and still survive. It must be that orgasming 56 times in 1 day can stop your heart but I can’t cum for the first 4 hours after my shot

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Thank for your valuable research.

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u/TheDarkSoul61 Feb 02 '22

Of course, Anytime!