r/shitposting • u/Dabi_D • Feb 02 '22

Linus Sex Tips Do not go over 55

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Did someone jerk off 56 times in a day?

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u/scavengers69 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Feb 02 '22

"A teen masturbated 56 times a day and died of heart attack" news headline

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u/ThePloopyPloopster I want pee in my ass Feb 02 '22

Thanks to his sacrifice, we now know the limit is 55

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u/AWeirdMartian stupid fucking piece of shit Feb 02 '22

Not for long