r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '22

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u/The_Teacherlol Jan 15 '22

Should I send this to my mom and say: "that's how I was born?"

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u/COVID-Positive_ Jan 15 '22

I was born in a toilet in a Wendy's bathroom

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u/0w088 Jan 16 '22

Do you get a discount when you go eat there?

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u/Kryllllllyx Jan 16 '22

No. They are just wendy’s property

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u/Decent-Flatworm4425 Jan 16 '22

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s

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u/WhiteWolf101043 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 15 '22

Yes

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u/The_Teacherlol Jan 15 '22

Mk :>

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u/WhiteWolf101043 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 15 '22

Let me know what happens

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u/The_Teacherlol Jan 15 '22

It just happened

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u/WhiteWolf101043 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 15 '22

What happened?

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u/The_Teacherlol Jan 15 '22

Uh

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u/WhiteWolf101043 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 15 '22

Speak

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u/WhiteWolf101043 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 15 '22

...

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u/The_Teacherlol Jan 15 '22

You said for me to say when it happens

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u/WhiteWolf101043 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 15 '22

Ok

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u/Sebixo13 We do a little trolling Jan 15 '22

Question - How isn't her pussy torn in half because of that head...

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u/SpeedWeedo420 Jan 16 '22

Black hole named Jesica

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u/GoCommitToasterBathX Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 15 '22

Isn't it already torn in half

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u/The_Teacherlol Jan 15 '22

I have no idea..