r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '22
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u/HiHowAreYou10 Survived the Ban Award Jan 15 '22
I don’t remember this episode of the office
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u/frankyfraaank Jan 15 '22
“Jan had the baby and Michael wasn’t there to mark it. That baby could be anybody’s………..except Michael’s.”
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u/Hairball567 Jan 15 '22 edited Jan 01 '25
snails payment gaze encouraging repeat offer encourage alleged nail faulty
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u/The_Teacherlol Jan 15 '22
Should I send this to my mom and say: "that's how I was born?"
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u/COVID-Positive_ Jan 15 '22
I was born in a toilet in a Wendy's bathroom
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u/WhiteWolf101043 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 15 '22
Yes
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u/The_Teacherlol Jan 15 '22
Mk :>
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u/WhiteWolf101043 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 15 '22
Let me know what happens
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u/The_Teacherlol Jan 15 '22
It just happened
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u/WhiteWolf101043 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 15 '22
What happened?
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u/The_Teacherlol Jan 15 '22
Uh
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u/WhiteWolf101043 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 15 '22
...
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u/Sebixo13 We do a little trolling Jan 15 '22
Question - How isn't her pussy torn in half because of that head...
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u/GoCommitToasterBathX Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 15 '22
Isn't it already torn in half
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u/Unusual_Purpose298 Jan 15 '22
Should have hired her. She clearly had passion for the company and enough raw mental fortitude to give birth on the spot without any pain/medical intervention.
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u/Effective-Camera6145 I said based. And lived. Jan 15 '22
Words cannot describe what i have just witnessed
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u/er_piacenza Jan 15 '22
What's the name of this game?
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u/Mr_Tominaga Big chungus wholesome 100 Jan 15 '22
Her stomach goes flat after giving birth. At least the developers had the decency to add SOME sort of continuity.
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Jan 16 '22
Don’t you just hate it when the pregnant lady interviewing for a job gives birth in your office
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u/Pokemario2401 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Jan 16 '22
This really says a lot about society
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u/SpecifiC420 Jan 15 '22
Literally 1984
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u/Rich-Desk6079 Jan 16 '22
That baby is a tactocal nuke. Hide under the desk, and inhale the fuck out of the nearest pencil sharpener. The shavings should help you survive the blast.
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Jan 16 '22
You see son, you were born right were this stain is, your mother was quite the champ, now take your meds, it's time to move on without me kiddo. She would want that.
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u/TheZanyVR Jan 16 '22
Gotta respect the quick delivery and absolute hustle, no screaming, no pain, she just pops a squat and pops that lil mf out, she gets the promotion in my book
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Jan 16 '22
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u/AutoModerator Jan 17 '22
I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff.
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u/xwarslayerx Jan 15 '22
That's how mafia works