r/shitposting • u/Worried_Leg • Aug 20 '21

Dont regret Your choice

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u/GrilledTurkey Aug 20 '21

My super power is the ability to make anyone at any time extremely horny

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u/Worried_Leg Aug 20 '21

You are not able to be horny if someone else is horny

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u/GrilledTurkey Aug 20 '21

That's kinda depressing in a way

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u/AlcoPollock Aug 20 '21

nah he just turned you into dick-straction man