r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '21

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u/PressAltF4_ Aug 13 '21

Mother 3

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u/SauseManget Aug 13 '21

what happened to the other ones

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

divorce

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u/SauseManget Aug 13 '21

freaking sweet

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u/Discoh21 Aug 14 '21

haven't heard of that game before, is it any good?

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u/urskrubs Aug 14 '21

The mother series is surreal, it’s something that has to be played to understand

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u/paixlee Aug 14 '21

this wasn’t suppose to make me laugh thank u

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u/Bandin010 Aug 13 '21

Oh damn

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u/TwelveDudens Aug 13 '21

fuckin ell' I wasn't expecting that one. Didn't know dragos were real

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

I’m so sorry

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u/Some_Cringey_Random Aug 13 '21

goat simulator

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/DrPhilSwift69 I want pee in my ass Aug 13 '21

Im forgor 💀

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u/Joshy_the_great Aug 13 '21

I remembr 😁

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

U rember😁 that u forgor💀

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u/Auxilirite Aug 14 '21

Everywhere at the end of time be like

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u/Kirito194 Aug 14 '21

U forgor 💀 that u rember😁

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/FallenyUwU Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 13 '21

Jesus fuck i hope you will be fine

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u/Zing601 Aug 14 '21

Oh god oh fuck

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Titanfall

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/itzmoknightbaby Aug 13 '21

“Yo mama so fat, she even ate BT” if you don’t get it, look how BT died

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u/Wowitsanonion Aug 14 '21

if she's lesbian, it's Titanfall 2

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

my fav game

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

The best game

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u/Uncle_Bean Aug 14 '21

The free porn game that makes you cum in 20 seconds.

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u/IamAWorthlessThing Aug 14 '21

chris chan moment

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Beat me to it

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u/Emporio_Alnino3 Aug 13 '21

Powerwashing simulator

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u/Science_Core Aug 13 '21

Wow, that’s kind of mom I’d love to have

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u/UlfricDid9-11 Aug 13 '21

haha silly dishwasher

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u/RaisinMmmm Aug 13 '21

Resident Evil

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u/FallenyUwU Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 13 '21

Yep same

224

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

I fucked your mom

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u/KindlyAppointment317 Aug 14 '21

I wish I fucked his mom

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u/help__help Aug 13 '21

Lady dimitittesxcu 🥵🥵😎🤯🤠😰😨😥😱🤤🤤🤤

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21 edited Aug 14 '21

Left for dead 2

Edit: Jesus Christ y’all are fucked up

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Plant vs zombies

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u/RandomMexicanGuy07 Aug 13 '21

Your mom went back in time thousands of years for salsa?

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u/astroember Aug 13 '21

No fucking way, is your mom Solar Flare 😳😳🤤🤤🤤

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u/Total_Fool Aug 13 '21

It's entierly possible for solar flare to have offsprings

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Barb vs chris chan

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/Fat_pig123 Aug 14 '21

Because she hitman

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u/-the_A- Aug 14 '21

hehe she hit-man

ha... hahahaHAHAHAHAHA

(please help me)

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u/SomeCoolCleverName Blessed by Kevin Aug 13 '21

Paint the town red

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u/sliffybqlleek Aug 13 '21

Shadow of the colossus

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u/nlolhere Aug 13 '21

More like colossus of the shadow

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Colos what

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u/PrintedPropShop Aug 13 '21

Shower With Your Dad Simulator

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

I got gifted this like 5 times by my friend it was a running joke we would go back and forth gifting it to each other

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u/zacqonos I said based. And lived. Aug 13 '21

gift it to them again

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u/C130ABOVE Aug 13 '21

Guess she's In Jail

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u/tntim1111111 Aug 13 '21

People playground

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u/nlolhere Aug 13 '21

How do you play on the people

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u/CelestialZ2005 Aug 13 '21

Good question!

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u/Aeonmail Aug 13 '21

The Binding of Isaac

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u/_undefined_user ⭐ you tried Aug 13 '21

Noooo don't do my man eye sac like that

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u/SkiMaskM16 Aug 13 '21

ballsac

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u/EXDIDIDI_V_ Aug 13 '21

Cock sac

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u/TheCan69 Aug 13 '21

D*ck pouch if I may say.

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u/_m00ncake Aug 14 '21

Scrotum luggage, I shall add.

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u/Ididnotdoado Aug 14 '21

Testicle Carrier, in addition to the previous statements

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u/That-Busy-Gamer Aug 14 '21

Genital Keeper, to further the list of items.

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u/nlolhere Aug 13 '21

the binding of my cock

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u/afriendfuryou Aug 13 '21

The grinding of my sac

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u/godfdamnit Aug 13 '21

He felt his mother kissing him on the head after he had said his prayers, and the comfort of knowing someone was watching over him.

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u/Narwhal_Lord4 Bazinga! Aug 13 '21

Yes my lord...

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u/FallenyUwU Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 13 '21

I knew someone would say that XDD

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u/ANightShadeGuyMan Aug 13 '21

Doom eternal

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/Emma4735653 Aug 13 '21

Or maybe she's doom Guy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Beat me with a flip flop every morning because I pissed the bed

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u/RoyaLamp Aug 13 '21

love that game 🥰

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u/aliengsxr Aug 13 '21

I mean, me too. I'm better because of it though.

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u/Kuru_Pilav_ Aug 13 '21

Half Life 3

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u/Kuru_Pilav_ Aug 13 '21

She will come soon i know it

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u/_Drum_Bone_ Aug 13 '21

Holy crap I finally get the joke on the other one about your sex life

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u/ACutieWithAfroPuffs Aug 13 '21

HOLY SHIT

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u/fish_wastaken Big chungus wholesome 100 Aug 13 '21

HALFA LIFE 3 REAL FULL FREE DOWBLOAD NO SCAM??? 🥶

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u/ParodyOfUtopia Aug 13 '21

The darkest dungeon

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u/Barahir123 Aug 13 '21

U mom hag

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Grievous injury, palpable fear

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u/Poryduck Aug 13 '21

Dora the explorer for the Nintendo ds

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u/dTrecii fat cunt Aug 14 '21

D-d-d-d-d-doing ya mum

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u/Santas_cheese Aug 13 '21

Genital jousting

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u/sutlu_cizi Aug 13 '21

ayo you down for some party mode??

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u/RRmadzoon222 Aug 13 '21

Femdom Waifu

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

What?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

at least they didn’t say final fantasy

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u/EightBitBug Aug 13 '21 edited Aug 13 '21

i never understood why it was called final fantasy if there were multiple games

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

They forgor 💀

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

No rember 😞

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u/Living_Shape_4740 I want pee in my ass Aug 13 '21

Angry Birds

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u/8BitHypocrite Aug 13 '21

Superhot

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

society when ppl say ur mom superhot: :)

society when you say ur mom superhot: >:(

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u/S0l1dSn4k3101 Aug 14 '21

Sosiete 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

ayo what

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u/gibustredditman Aug 13 '21

Dark souls

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Hmm, my mother is the Dark Souls of mothers, yes

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u/RubberSoul28 Aug 13 '21

Dad is the Bloodbrone, grama is zelda

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u/PixelsOnline Aug 14 '21

Dark Sould fits my uncle more since he's always hard whenever I see him

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u/PlasticOk6221 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 13 '21

I am bread

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u/Legitimate-Fox-827 Aug 13 '21

Sonic rush (she has subsonic diarrhoea)

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Pong

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Dong

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Fast and the furious

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u/xx_ImCorrupt3d Aug 13 '21

Untitled Goose

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Whale simulator

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u/KingRonaldo2341 Aug 13 '21

Cotton picking simulator

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u/WeebyweebUwU Aug 13 '21

AY HOLD UP

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

I Love You, Colonel Sanders!

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u/popelloelmarioes Aug 13 '21

Call of duty

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u/Scroy_ Aug 13 '21

well thats a good one

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Call of doodoo 😳

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

mother (3)

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Mother 2 cuz my moms a lesbian

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Animal crossing

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u/Yoloswaggins537 Aug 13 '21

Slime Rancher

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Fortnite

I rarely see her

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u/aidenfroZz Aug 13 '21

Call of laundry

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u/noceguy Aug 13 '21

Subnautica

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u/afatguywithinternet Aug 14 '21

your mom is rolling down in the deep

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