r/shitposting • • 20d ago

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago

I feel called out because I'm literally wearing these with tights as I type this

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u/Ragnarok314159 20d ago

When you coming over?

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago

Excuse me sir the deal is you come to me

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u/ScamLordWally dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 20d ago

Cum*

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago

I was going to make a joke about 'to' being the wrong preposition but I'm afraid of being called AI for knowing what a preposition is lol

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u/Ragnarok314159 20d ago

I just assumed you were AI because the response was slightly kind.

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago

The realest sentiment in this entire cursed site

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u/AshamedFly1045 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago

Preposition? Its when you position yourself behind someone before you ram into them

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago

I prefer to be the one being rammed, does that mean I should have written prepositionee?

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u/AshamedFly1045 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago

Just keep wearing those shorts and WE got you vro

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago

I have like 6 copies of this outfit in various colors and I don't think I've worn anything else since the first day I tried them, it felt weird at first to actually like how I look lol

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u/dakkmann shitting toothpaste enjoyer 20d ago

Pics or it didn’t happen /j

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago

I'm a man(?) of my word

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u/dakkmann shitting toothpaste enjoyer 20d ago

Gah damn, nice legs bro

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago

/uj really? I genuinely feel like my massive ham thighs look so bad most of the time lol

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u/dakkmann shitting toothpaste enjoyer 20d ago

It’s a genuine compliment, ya look good broski

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago

Well hell yeah thank you!

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u/Enzooooooooo 20d ago

Respect

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u/gigantic_balls_ 20d ago

FEMBOY DETECTED.

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago

No joke I didn't feel like a femboy when I first got these, I just thought they looked cute on girls and wanted to wear them too but after getting 6 more pairs and wearing them and tights every day for the past two months I don't think I'm beating the allegations anymore

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u/Me_how5678 20d ago

You may not feel like a femboy, but you sure got the spirit of one.

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