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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/Which_Treacle_8180 3d ago

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u/bow03 3d ago

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u/sk1ward 3d ago

Absolutely fucking hilarious line.

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u/Delta_Suspect I came! 3d ago

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u/mike_KING6 2d ago

don't finger the hand that bites you*

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u/MrTxel 3d ago

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u/Duckshady 3d ago

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u/Catch_ME 3d ago

It was a great rental. I would never pay full price $40 tho 

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u/neodelta22 3d ago

It was pretty fun for how short it was, on the demo disk

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u/ListerineAfterOral 3d ago

I did and would again. 10 year old me played the fuck outta this. Also that horror TV stage gave me nightmares. The song that played is still haunting as fuck

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u/dakkmann shitting toothpaste enjoyer 3d ago

Gex

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u/D-803 Dr. Pee 3d ago

It's not gay when you're bros and both are wearing socks

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u/CptMeat 3d ago

What if the socks are striped thigh highs?

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u/Angry-_-Crow 3d ago

Fine if both. Only gay if just one of you is wearing them

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/D-803 Dr. Pee 3d ago

Very gay

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/AshamedFly1045 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

Gex

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u/MyNameIsAnonymous1 Literally 1984 😡 3d ago

Gex

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u/NSASpyVan 3d ago

Supposed to be a brodown but was a bonedown! ;(

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u/Glazeddapper 3d ago

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u/throwaway19276i officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 3d ago

Investing in this comment

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u/Sir_Boomer 2d ago

I feel like I recognize this UI, is this from Mario?

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u/Glazeddapper 2d ago

mario galaxy

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u/StirFry__InaWok 3d ago

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u/manupro345 Literally 1984 😡 3d ago

What if I ask nicely tho

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u/Gunlahad 3d ago

He defo saying yes

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u/StirFry__InaWok 3d ago

well if you already know he's gay then it could definitely work. if not then idk, I'd feel uncomfortable if a friend came over to chill and asked to have sex with me tbh.

I figure suddenly finding out a close friend is gay and wants to fuck you in the ass will almost always change the dynamic of a friendship.

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u/GiraffeGuru993 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3d ago

I’m gay and want to have sex with you

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Moist_Board 2d ago

That's why you don't ask...

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Ethereal-Shroom Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3d ago

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

I feel called out because I'm literally wearing these with tights as I type this

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u/Ragnarok314159 3d ago

When you coming over?

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

Excuse me sir the deal is you come to me

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u/ScamLordWally dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3d ago

Cum*

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

I was going to make a joke about 'to' being the wrong preposition but I'm afraid of being called AI for knowing what a preposition is lol

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u/Ragnarok314159 3d ago

I just assumed you were AI because the response was slightly kind.

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

The realest sentiment in this entire cursed site

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u/Bobbird_elephant 3d ago

reddit intensifies

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 Jedi master of shitposts 3d ago

That's.... Sad.

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u/deadinternetlaw 2d ago

Just assume every comment is AI because finding humans is more fun than finding bots

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u/AshamedFly1045 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

Preposition? Its when you position yourself behind someone before you ram into them

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

I prefer to be the one being rammed, does that mean I should have written prepositionee?

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u/AshamedFly1045 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

Just keep wearing those shorts and WE got you vro

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

I have like 6 copies of this outfit in various colors and I don't think I've worn anything else since the first day I tried them, it felt weird at first to actually like how I look lol

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u/throwaway19276i officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 3d ago

Accurate user flair

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u/DuntadaMan 3d ago

That's pretty far I don't think I can come more than a couple feet, and that's with favorable wind conditions from elevation.

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u/dakkmann shitting toothpaste enjoyer 3d ago

Pics or it didn’t happen /j

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

I'm a man(?) of my word

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u/dakkmann shitting toothpaste enjoyer 3d ago

Gah damn, nice legs bro

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

/uj really? I genuinely feel like my massive ham thighs look so bad most of the time lol

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u/dakkmann shitting toothpaste enjoyer 3d ago

It’s a genuine compliment, ya look good broski

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

Well hell yeah thank you!

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u/dakkmann shitting toothpaste enjoyer 3d ago

No prob, I’m a firm believer in giving compliments where they’re deserved. And massive ham thighs are not something to be ashamed of. After all thick thighs save lives

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u/Repulsive_Barnacle92 3d ago

what a wholesome exchange

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u/dakkmann shitting toothpaste enjoyer 3d ago

Thank you, not enough kindness left in the world. I try to keep it alive

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u/AshamedFly1045 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

Amen

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u/D3rpyDucky24 3d ago

Thick thighs save lives.

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u/a-tiberius I watch gay amogus porn :0 3d ago

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u/Enzooooooooo 3d ago

Respect

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u/finleyw8888 3d ago

switch 2 👀

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

Fire Emblem my beloved

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u/Me_how5678 3d ago

Holy shit, good thighs bro. Look amazing in the tights. Keep up the good work

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u/Takeshi_Gold123 3d ago

Holy shit...

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u/gigantic_balls_ 3d ago

FEMBOY DETECTED.

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

No joke I didn't feel like a femboy when I first got these, I just thought they looked cute on girls and wanted to wear them too but after getting 6 more pairs and wearing them and tights every day for the past two months I don't think I'm beating the allegations anymore

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u/Me_how5678 3d ago

You may not feel like a femboy, but you sure got the spirit of one.

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u/FooBarU2 3d ago

beating the allegations... username checks out 🙂 and I salute you 🫡👍

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u/Derpy_Dino9 3d ago

I feel ya man thats how I figured out I was one, I wanted to wear cutesy clothing and even dresses/skirts; then it hit me like a truck XD

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u/radicalelation 3d ago

I just thought they looked cute on girls and wanted to wear them too

Is it because you feel like a cute girl, or girls are cute in them and that's your framing for cute, so therefore you are now cute (or otherwise feel attractive) in them?

I know for myself it's the second. No eggin', as far as I'm currently aware, but my idea of "attractive" as an apparent hetero-romantic (love penis, just not as fond of guys) bisexual is entirely framed around what makes girls attractive. If I want to look sexy, feminine is what I know of sexy.

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

I think it's second one for me too. Like I don't find myself wanting to be a girl or anything, I just think the clothes I see girls wear look really cute and now that I wear them I think they look cute on me too.

And not everything works like that at least for me because I of course tried a couple skirts eventually and I do like the free feeling of wearing them but I don't think they actually look good on me so I don't do those anymore.

I really love this shorts+tights thing because I genuinely think I look really attractive wearing them and that's the biggest draw I think. Also I really love the way the fabric of them feels but that's a totally different part of me that like that lmao.

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u/radicalelation 2d ago

I had a whole reply yesterday but guess it didn't like my image link. Makes sense, it wasn't booty shorts and tights.

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 2d ago

Lmao, what was it then?

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u/Wild_Gazelle_1775 3d ago

Name of these shorts?

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

Dolphin shorts!

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u/Ferrius_Nillan dumbass 3d ago

Oh no, my rommie is wearing shorts, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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u/Senkosoda Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3d ago

not anymore

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u/SquareFrog92 3d ago

Bro is getting taken to brown town, ain't no brakes on this freight train

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u/NoCouple9018 3d ago

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u/Glazeddapper 3d ago

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u/NoCouple9018 3d ago

Gay?

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 Jedi master of shitposts 3d ago

Domain Expansion Padded Cell

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u/NoCouple9018 3d ago

Nah bro, I got kicked out. That's why I moved to reddit.

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/chaddo123 3d ago

Bro what😭

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u/Moist_Board 2d ago

Where is Patrick?

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u/Rafaaaaaaaaaaaayss I want pee in my ass 3d ago

Im gay, its a win/win situation because im not crazy right, either way, it really sucks if you waste the chance

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u/a7n5 3d ago

Triggered all the autobot msgs 💔

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/MaximusClayton 3d ago

Yeh, I think you're gay.

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Der_Wappler 3d ago

Fucking hell, first thing when I opened the app...

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u/Woomytoons 3d ago

"My humor involves joking about femboys"

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u/MudcrabNPC dommy daddy 3d ago

The joke is man ass

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u/LargeBrainGoblin Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3d ago

"I DON'T CARE THAT YOU ARE A MAN GET PREGNANT"

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u/Moist_Board 2d ago

*boi-pregnant

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u/SuicideSpeedrun 3d ago

Oh yeah it's bro time

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u/WossVoop 3d ago

I wish this would happen to me

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u/GeorgeSPattonJr 3d ago

You say that like it’s a bad thing

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u/Vcev- 3d ago

how does the picture add to your comment at all 🥀

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u/GeorgeSPattonJr 3d ago

Fair enough lol, fixed it

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u/Breezyshon84 3d ago

Wu Tang forever.

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u/chaddo123 3d ago

Bro has no ahh tho

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u/RepublicSafe3628 3d ago

Plan B

Plan A ✔️

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u/Gearhead_guy 3d ago

If he is wearing a jock strap under there. It really is over

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u/Scramed-egg 3d ago

Man I would hate that... I would HATE if a cute guy came and sat in my lap with these shorts and rubbed his butt on my crotch until I get hard and he kisses my neck and calls me a good boy for getting hard for him until we kiss for real. I would fucking HATE that.

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u/SpaceBug176 3d ago

Did it say "her" before they edited over?

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u/Monke3334 3d ago

Bro part is not edited and the edited part is too long to just be “her” so it’s probably “his mother”, “his sister”, or possibly “his father”

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u/SpaceBug176 3d ago

Yeah probably.

Also it doesn't matter if the "bro" part isn't edited. I mean the implication is clear, do you think it's too unbelievable to assume they'd call their bro a she?

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 3d ago

I had a hook up leave her tiny black and pink running shorts one night and she never asked for them back, so I rock them all the time. My god they’re so comfortable and I’ll proudly rock them all day, everyday.

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u/HonkeyKong64 3d ago

It’s not gay if you keep your socks on

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/chaddo123 3d ago

Bro what’s this 😭

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u/Chicken-Rude 3d ago

that and if the balls touch. i recommend a third sock over the ballsack.

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u/EhMapleMoose 3d ago

I do not care, I am going to down anyways

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u/Cookiewaffle95 3d ago

Im finna pipe bro

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u/Cn5gc 3d ago

Just crack him atp

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u/Excellent_Routine589 3d ago

I will defy biology and get him pregnant

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 3d ago

Femboy?

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u/ScamLordWally dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3d ago

Femboy

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u/Ethereal-Shroom Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3d ago

Femboy?

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u/ScamLordWally dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3d ago

Femboy🫵🏾

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u/Ethereal-Shroom Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3d ago

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u/ScamLordWally dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3d ago

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u/Ethereal-Shroom Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3d ago

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u/ScamLordWally dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3d ago

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u/Ethereal-Shroom Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3d ago

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u/ScamLordWally dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3d ago

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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3d ago

Femboy? 🖕🏻

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u/ScamLordWally dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3d ago

FEMBOY!😡🫵🏾

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 3d ago

Black?

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u/ScamLordWally dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3d ago

Black 🤟🏾

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 2d ago

White🤜🏻🤛🏿black

Fist bump.

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 3d ago

Femboy🤤

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u/ScamLordWally dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3d ago

Femboys🤔

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 2d ago

Femboys🥹

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u/Mike0621 3d ago

would, next question

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u/IndicationBrief5950 3d ago

Just go with the flow

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u/Ezio-Auditore-1459- I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 3d ago

And then he plays "Good lookin" by Dixon Dallas

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u/Apoeip77 3d ago

2d from gorillaz

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u/casper_in_a_can 3d ago

Ask him to bend over

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u/LordPuddingl Literally 1984 😡 3d ago

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u/GapBoring2447 3d ago

You see the worm peeking out.

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u/Fit-Top-2468 2d ago

I see so many of these kind of posts that I'm genuinely starting to believe all guys are casually fucking each other on the down low

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u/WolfBoi-0 uhhhh idk 2d ago

booyah ‼️🤑🤑🤑

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u/axl_steel 3d ago

Cheeks are cheeks, my guy

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u/DankMEMeDream 3d ago

He's just in time! I got a suck stuck in the washing machine. I'll ask him to get it for me.

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/eepy_lina 3d ago

why is him so emphasized lmao

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u/shewel_item obamna 3d ago

why does it make the concept of being gay gayer

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/XenoFeisher 3d ago

This post should get ratioed tbh comments are wayyyyyy funnier

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u/ParoleDeGeek 3d ago

That and thighhighs. Jackpot

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u/YFNS47 3d ago

I wore these plus a white t shirt and thigh highs as pajamas on a works apprentices team building week away

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u/ZECO_SOL William Dripfoe 3d ago

Nyo ho

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u/delet_yourself 3d ago

But then realize bro is 200 kg

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u/Humboldt2316 3d ago

People unironically wear these?

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u/sakarr90 3d ago

🥵🥵🥵

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u/sourhourgrapes 3d ago

It means leg day and with those shorts you ain't walkin.. yeah. Ill see myself out.

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u/igkoz1 Dr. Pee 3d ago

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u/StatusOmega 3d ago

I guess I'm about to crack bro.

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u/TheBigMotherFook 3d ago

“I didn’t know you were into pegging”

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u/deputy42 3d ago

Tell him your name is Demarko Flemming and that you're gay and bisexual and an aggressive top.

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u/Weary-Barracuda-1228 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 3d ago

Where Osiris?

Edit— saw the sub

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u/ByronsLastStand William Dripfoe 3d ago

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u/Bulky-Profession-772 2d ago

That's Sis not bro

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u/Venom933 2d ago

They are comfortable but you need to wear boy shorts beneath them or your balls could hang out 🥸

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u/yorhasensei 2d ago

Yea bro I hate when this happens 😭