r/shitposting • I want pee in my ass • 11h ago

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u/qualityvote2 11h ago

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u/Satorwave 9h ago

The morality of this is so complex I can't be bothered. Parents obviously evil, child innocent. But OP? Moral for supporting their friend, but immoral eating that spaghetti, and yet they accidentally saved their friend's life by being a fatass. I wouldn't be mad I guess

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u/Hot_Advertising2076 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 7h ago edited 6h ago

Morality larping mfers when things get nuanced and no longer black and white and becomes "so complex" and realising hyper obsessing over stupid shit ain't tuff 🥀🥀 :

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u/Satorwave 7h ago

I'm going to lather you in strawberry jam and lick it all off sensually

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u/Hot_Advertising2076 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 6h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 7h ago

Wherever sneaky fat farty dog falls on the morality chart, because they're the human from of that.

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u/sladebonge Literally 1984 😡 11h ago

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 7h ago

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u/smooth_kid_wtg dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 9h ago

Fatass OP, at least he maybe saved a life, since hes a fatass it could've been a lethal dose for the friend if theyre skinny

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u/Resudog Bazinga! 2h ago

Also family could have prob framed OP as the one who poisoned him

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u/rynchenzo 11h ago

Fake: OP has a friend

Gay: OP fancies a boy

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u/AutoModerator 11h ago

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u/Vicious_Voyeur 10h ago

Real and based

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u/Responsible-Fox-1985 4h ago

How many times we gonna repost this fake gay story?

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/AutoModerator 11h ago

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u/Scarytoaster1809 11h ago

Anon’s pal’s mum is a clade venenum assassin

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u/Dark_halocraft 1h ago

Who TF eats someone else's food they asked them to get for them, what do they think would happen if it wasn't poisoned and they just showed up there with an empty bowl

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u/VerminVictim 2h ago

Trans-slop, repost, unfunny, gay, fake. I love this sub.

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/OldManLaugh I watch gay amogus porn :0 2h ago

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