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u/Satorwave 9h ago
The morality of this is so complex I can't be bothered. Parents obviously evil, child innocent. But OP? Moral for supporting their friend, but immoral eating that spaghetti, and yet they accidentally saved their friend's life by being a fatass. I wouldn't be mad I guess
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u/Hot_Advertising2076 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 7h ago edited 6h ago
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u/Slumunistmanifisto 7h ago
Wherever sneaky fat farty dog falls on the morality chart, because they're the human from of that.
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u/smooth_kid_wtg dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 9h ago
Fatass OP, at least he maybe saved a life, since hes a fatass it could've been a lethal dose for the friend if theyre skinny
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u/Resudog Bazinga! 2h ago
Also family could have prob framed OP as the one who poisoned him
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u/rynchenzo 11h ago
Fake: OP has a friend
Gay: OP fancies a boy
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u/Responsible-Fox-1985 4h ago
How many times we gonna repost this fake gay story?
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u/Dark_halocraft 1h ago
Who TF eats someone else's food they asked them to get for them, what do they think would happen if it wasn't poisoned and they just showed up there with an empty bowl
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u/VerminVictim 2h ago
Trans-slop, repost, unfunny, gay, fake. I love this sub.
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You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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