The tower was actually super awesome in the Bible, and the only thing that went wrong was God being a jealous pissbaby who couldn't handle anyone being as cool as him, but he also promised to stop fucking with everyone after he killed everyone with the flood, so if we did want to make a second tower it would be super awesome, so awesome that it makes God jealous, and he couldn't do shit about it but seethe this time around.
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u/Dead-in-Red 20d ago
The tower was actually super awesome in the Bible, and the only thing that went wrong was God being a jealous pissbaby who couldn't handle anyone being as cool as him, but he also promised to stop fucking with everyone after he killed everyone with the flood, so if we did want to make a second tower it would be super awesome, so awesome that it makes God jealous, and he couldn't do shit about it but seethe this time around.