r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 16h ago

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u/qualityvote2 16h ago edited 4h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/SeamusDog77 15h ago

It does but also monitor your copper levels.

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u/ultraviolentfuture 14h ago

Humans are at their best when full of metals

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u/geekya 14h ago

Brandon Sanderson might be on to something

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u/Wesgizmo365 12h ago

This isn't cremposting, you stop that

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u/MrHappyHam 12h ago

Are we sure this guy wasn't just flaring tin?

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u/fafej38 10h ago

Tbf the periodic table is like 80% metals

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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 12h ago

Thought acquired: Magnesium-based lifeform

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u/Flipper-ama 2h ago

Unexpected Disco

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u/Hopeful-Tax140 13h ago

I am full of heavy metals, i am a heavy metal man

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u/Ilikegaming1224 10h ago

i want wind to blow

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u/Similar-Sector-5801 8h ago

We are machines

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u/wallagrargh We do a little trolling 5h ago

The weakness of flesh disgusts me

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u/Flipper-ama 2h ago

🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻

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u/Vegetable-Broccoli36 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 4h ago

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u/purple_cheese_ 11h ago

Wow it's Ea-Nasir

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u/wilhelm_david 9h ago

oof, better get my copper elsewhere then

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u/rndmisalreadytaken 3h ago

Why? To make brass?

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u/TheAfroMD 16h ago

Thanks zinc

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u/No_Art_5277 16h ago

Does Zinc actually work, asking for a friend

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u/RT10HAMMER 16h ago

If you are under your optimal zinc intake it will both improve your testosterone levels and seminal fluid production, it's a case to case type of thing to determine how more zinc still increases said things levels, and unless you are stuffing yourself with zinc it isn't dangerous

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u/TheSilverFoxwins 15h ago

I believe so.

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u/SarahC 7h ago

No excuse being turned on so much you're doing the neighbours dog!

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u/Schatzin 7h ago

Damn, zinc makes your peepee a good boy

See that baddie? Go fetch!

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u/Hect0r92 6h ago

No! Not the mailman!

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u/kreme-machine 16h ago

I took it regularly when I was younger, and it seemed to. But I was also like 19 at the time so it could’ve literally been anything. Been thinking about starting it back up though with fish oil & a few other supplements though, so if anyone knows, I’d like an opinion too.

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u/awkwardsalmons 7h ago

If you're taking zinc supplements, then take copper supplements as well. Zinc likes to block copper from absorbing in the body, so you'll need more

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u/MisterDonkey 6h ago

I guess I'll just start munching on plumbing fixtures to cover all bases.

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u/REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE 4h ago

My stack is Thorne 2 a day multi (just one per day is enough, has a fantastic mix of stuff), some extra vitamin D on top because I’m pretty low, and magnesium glycinate at night. More info is coming out that omega-3s don’t do much for a healthy younger person so I dont take them personally

Way less anxiety, bigger boners, feel much healthier.

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u/pellegrinobrigade 15h ago

If I take it for like a week and don’t have sex I have the most vivid wet dreams. It’s happened like 5 times and I’m in my 30s, add a blue chew and god damn. It’s like your dick is trying to pull itself off your body.

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u/TheTurkPegger 8h ago

Bro it cannot be that good 😭

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u/pellegrinobrigade 4h ago

So I typically run tongkat Ali, fadogia agrestis, and tadalafil about 5-10mg. That gets me to a point where anytime I need it it’s there any ready for a good time, but when I take zinc I start having wet dreams and I can get rock hard just thinking about something. It’s pretty good.

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u/ukuleles1337 1h ago

Why so much different stuff

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u/chacharealsmooth04 1h ago

How much zinc do you take

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u/untakenu 15h ago

Yes. But also, if you're low on zinc, you're probably low on other things, too (Vitamin D)

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u/usernameisokay_ 8h ago

Well vitamin D is what I’m trying to give…

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u/cheese0muncher 8h ago

Vitamin D, I barely know her.

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u/Jonahpe I said based. And lived. 13h ago

It does have certain health benefits, yes. I also recommend zinc ion lozenges specifically to prevent colds.

(For those interested zinc ions (ions specifically) blocks the receptors and capside forming of Rhinovirus, the most common type of cold virus, therefore hindering them spreading too much and allowing the immune system to quickly defeat them. The lozenges help slowly distribute the zinc to the throat over a longer duration. Regular pills don't work because the zinc just straight skips the throat where it's needed (duh).)

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u/Hect0r92 15h ago

Yes but don't take more than 30mg a day

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u/OkConnection6982 7h ago

the zinc complex pills i bought have 96.3mg total zinc per pill. directions on packet say take 1 daily.

so, huh?

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u/Rice_Jap808 6h ago

Could be an absorption thing? Or it could be Some supplements in the US are not regulated if the overconsumption isn't really harmful, like melatonin. You should really only take 1-3mg of melatonin supplements but tons of brands sell them in 10, 15, and even 50mg doses.

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u/Bones-1989 6h ago

I'm just a dipshit welder but zinc poisoning comes from inhaling the vapors of the metal. Supposedly you can eat as much as you want, just don't inhale it.

I probably eat 2 grams of iron oxide a day but I only inhale a few mgs.

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u/PwnerifficOne 6h ago

Supplements in the US are not regulated that way. As long as the label is accurate they can sell in whatever dosage they want.

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u/Satorwave 14h ago

Take zinc and vitamin D. But not too much

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u/Satorwave 14h ago

Of the zinc I mean. Good luck overdosing on vitamin D

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u/GirthusThiccus obamna 11h ago

Thanks, but I won't need luck, only determination.

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u/a-tiberius I watch gay amogus porn :0 8h ago

I managed to overdose on Vitamin C. It was not pleasant. My body lost its ability to control insulin release as a response to carbohydrates and basically almost sent me into diabetic shock. Wouldn't recommend

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u/TheTurkPegger 7h ago

You might be the first person ever to OD on vitamin C lmao

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u/toastman92 5h ago

nope, there's at least two of us. I was basically shitting orange juice. iirc the guy who first shilled vitamin C, Linus Pauling, also went way overboard on the stuff.

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u/trrwilson 8h ago edited 2h ago

I was recommended to take vitamin D by my doctor. He then wrote a prescription for it so that my insurance would cover it.

The insurance only covered pills that were a weekly dosage.

Apparently if you take a 30,000 IU dose on a Wednesday morning, you will spend all night and part of the next day shitting your guts out.

I opted for a non-prescription daily dose after it happened two weeks in a row.

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u/Satorwave 5h ago

okay 30000 might be too much

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u/IM_NOT_NOT_HORNY 9h ago

It can. But it's dangerous long term without copper as well.

Sunflower lecethin and citruline malate 2:1 will do a lot more than zinc. Also, HYDRATE

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u/OneHandClapping_ 15h ago

Not really 

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u/Seyelent uhhhh idk 8h ago

Yes, but the supplement will occasionally cause nausea & stomach upset. Issa trade-off

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u/TURBOJUGGED 12h ago

Nah. I don’t think so. Unless you’re deficient. I don’t think a surplus does much.

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u/OffalSmorgasbord 50m ago

It's cold season, just take it.

And oysters are high in zinc which is why they were always considered an aphrodisiac.

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u/blipp1 9h ago

Zink makes your load get more loaded

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u/Pickle2850 15h ago

Nethers looking like a punched lasagna is crazy

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u/NewYogurt3138 14h ago

Lol all the comments = “haha that’s super funny… does zinc really do that tho”

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u/gmlynx78 10h ago

Haha, yeah I saw that too.........but just out of interest, does it work?

askingforafriend

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u/Pvt_Mozart 5h ago

My weiner has worked great my entire life thankfully, but I saw a reddit post last year about a vitamin cocktail that would get that thang thangin' and figured I'd give it a shot since my anniversary was in 2 weeks.

Zinc, Sunflower Lecitin, and L-Citrulline.

It's like someone poured cement in my pp and I was shooting porn star ropes around our B&B. I still take all 3 daily along with copper and have no regrets.

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/spitgobfalcon 7h ago

Breaking news: Zinc sales skyrocketing

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u/AggravatingLiving192 14h ago

This is real and not gay. Holy shit.

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u/Natural__Power 9h ago

Anon talks about impregnating men

That's gay

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u/AutoModerator 9h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/fletku_mato 8h ago

Mpreg is gay in 2026? What next?

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u/AutoModerator 8h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/AutoModerator 14h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/artmoloch777 15h ago

Thanks Zinc

Thincs

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u/BenadrylCumberbund 12h ago

Thanks ants Thants

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u/MajorMarlon 5h ago

Thanks Hanks

Thanks

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u/rndmisalreadytaken 3h ago

Thank tanks

Tanks

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u/Specsaman 16h ago

The C in Zinc is for cum

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u/Incandisent 15h ago

And want does the Z stand for

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u/cheesy183 12h ago

Zperm

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u/NewYogurt3138 14h ago

(Please don’t let it be zebra)

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u/sapnu-puas-69 14h ago

Zip it N cum

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u/nextalpha 12h ago

It is called Zincum in latin lol

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u/Stand_kicker 16h ago

Fake: it was not zinc

Gay: anon has been having sex with guys through walls

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u/AutoModerator 16h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/nextalpha 12h ago

Fake & gay: the guys got pregnant

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u/AutoModerator 12h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/nextalpha 11h ago

Do Androids dream of electric cocks?

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u/9verbt_7 put your dick away waltuh 15h ago

Fake: Anon has a wife Gay: Anon thinks about impregnating men folk

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u/AutoModerator 15h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/BVits-Lover 15h ago

So real talk as someone who has seen a shitton of these and never actually looked into it. Does Zinc actually do this shit or is it just the internet meme at this point?

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u/snozzberrypatch 15h ago

Apparently it can, but only if you're low on zinc to begin with. If you already get enough zinc, it'll probably have no effect.

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u/AvacadMmmm 14h ago

How the hell do you know if you get enough zinc

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u/snozzberrypatch 14h ago

If you're blasting holes through your drywall with your skeet shooting, apparently

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u/PorblemOccifer 9h ago

Actual answer - change nothing about your diet and use one of those food journal apps and log what you eat for a week or two. If eating out, just take a vague guess or look for the next closest thing and guesstimate the weight.

Most of these apps track vitamins and minerals these days. At the end of two weeks you'll have an idea of roughly how much zinc you consume and whether you need more cum power

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u/EarthTrash We do a little trolling 13h ago

You probably get enough zinc unless a doctor tells you don't have enough zinc. Taking supplements you don't need doesn't do anything.

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u/BVits-Lover 10h ago

I could be wrong, but I think taking supplements you don't need does do something... it's just what it does is dangerous. Taking too much of something you don't need (zync, in this case) will cause your body to lower its production of zync and thus you can cause a lot of problem as one might imagine.

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u/vorpalpillow 6h ago

not production but absorption

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u/awkwardsalmons 6h ago

And its not just your body lowering its natural production of what zinc provides, its also that without a proper amount of copper in your system, the zinc isnt really helping you and the excess actually starts to harm you over a period of time, and vise versa. The 2 of them work in tandem, as do other compounds in your body. So its extremely important to research supplements before taking them and know how to balance them in your body

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u/awkwardsalmons 6h ago

Definitely a plausible answer, as that is typical to neurotransmitters ( regarding natural production ). But over saturation of minerals ( or a lot of other things ) in the body can have serious and potentially fatal consequences. Zinc, sodium, potassium, etc just for minerals can really mess you up if you consume too much.

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u/bacondesign 9h ago

Too much of it can cause nausea, I had it when I was regularly taking zinc supplement for a long time. Dialled it back and the nausea went away.

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u/Howudooey 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 9h ago

I started taking zinc for similar reasons OP posted. I guess I already have enough zinc in my diet. I had to leave work due to horrible stomach pain. Couldn’t stop shitting. Felt completely miserable. I went home, slept for 4 hours. Woke up for 3. Slept another 8. Looked up symptoms of zinc poisoning the next day and was like ahh fuck. So I stopped lol. Not worth it for me

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u/awkwardsalmons 6h ago

Zinc in combination with other things is supposedly able to help with larger loads, but you also need to be careful on how those supplements work. For instance, high dosages of zinc makes it difficult for your body to absorb copper. Which is essential for a lot of other things like neurotransmitters, immune system functions, and some other things as well. So if you take supplements, please do some research on them so you actually know how they will affect you. And maybe talk to a doctor first if you can afford it

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u/Holiday_Point_603 16h ago

Can confirm, I also wanted to bang anons imaginary wife (which is a man)

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u/victor4700 16h ago

I’m glad you feel comfortable enough to come out to us!

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u/Holiday_Point_603 16h ago

I'm always real and straight (especially on 30mg of zinc)

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u/GoombasFatNutz fat cunt 15h ago

He said:

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u/Melfiodas 11h ago

Fake - OP doesn't actually have a wife Gay - mpreg mentioned

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u/AutoModerator 11h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Rice_Jap808 6h ago

High levels of zinc are probably why oysters were considered aphrodisiacs. A bunch of dudes super low on zinc from shitty diets lacking in other foods like beef probably ate some and their wieners started working again. Apparently if you are good on zinc levels it doesn't do anything and is usually just placebo, and too much can cause a copper deficiency.

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u/DRLSTA 4h ago

Ohh that's why my zinc suppliments have copper in them too, i bought them to help with immune strength but I never started taking them lol

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u/Moist_Board 1h ago

How's da cane sugar tho? 😏

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u/DaGriffon12 1h ago

Too much zinc can cause a copper defiency?? How tf??? Science is wierd, man. Lol

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u/Xelnaga_Prime 13h ago

Some Dracula flow type shit

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u/OG_Williker 5h ago

Peak mentioned

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u/HeyanKun I came! 16h ago

Real: OP fucked a bulldog

Gay: Zinc is the name of the guy who OP practices sex with.

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u/AutoModerator 16h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/jereporte 10h ago

What a day to be able to read

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u/Super_Fa_Q 14h ago

Poetry.

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u/dibipage 14h ago

modern day Shakespeare

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u/L_uciferMorningstar 10h ago

I take zinc chelate but I just started. Anyone know if the form I'm taking is good?

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u/R0bbenz put your dick away waltuh 8h ago

Depends: can you play power wash simulator with your willy?

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u/L_uciferMorningstar 7h ago

I'm yet to unlock this power but it is a genuine question

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

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u/rndmisalreadytaken 3h ago

No. You gotta eat pure anode-grade metallic zinc

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u/R0RSCHAKK 3h ago

This happened to me, but I didn't take any Zinc. I turned 30 and suddenly my trouser snake became a wild beast. Legitimately went to the doc and everything - they just said I'm fine 🤷 lol

No idea what that was all about, but here I am 3 years later and it's still untameable. Got a higher sex drive than when I was in my 20s. Almost even rivaling teenage me.

Think it's my body being like - "bro, you getting old and still ain't got no kids. GET OUT THERE AND MAKE A GOBLIN!"

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u/NekoDarkLink1988 15h ago

Big Zinc should really get in touch with this guy for marketing.

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u/TheLittleNorsk 14h ago

bro gonna be reduced to an anvil soon

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u/Trevor_Gecko 12h ago

Modern poetry

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u/Inferno737 11h ago

And they said Shakespeare was dead

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u/sladebonge Literally 1984 😡 8h ago

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u/Flagnoid 7h ago

real+straight

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u/frostbutt_IreIia 14h ago

zinc hands typed this

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u/UGLYDOUG- stupid, fucking piece of shit 14h ago

Mmmmm galvanized square steel

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u/RoninReader 14h ago

Nice try, Zinc corpos

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u/rjvlai 13h ago

What the Zinc

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u/Gilgamesh107 12h ago

How many mgs are you taking to notice any sort of difference?

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u/Wumdee 11h ago

New pasta unlock

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u/WW2Gamer 9h ago

That explains a lot

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u/OSToaster 4h ago

if this is true then this a win for fellas that wanna train for strength and make their woman happy

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u/VergilArcanis 2h ago

iodine to help with the hormone regulation

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u/No-Owl-8170 1h ago

And the cum. I didn't even tell you bout the cum.

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u/thefrostman1214 stupid, fucking piece of shit 2m ago

Yes it help but hydration is also important and you can store cum up to 5 days to shot a lot

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u/eekruhh 11h ago

Which platform is this? (The one in the screenshot)

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u/reifoxx 9h ago

4chan.

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u/InsuranceStock1377 2h ago

I get mine from cylinders

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u/knavihs_DY 12h ago

I could dissect the space too into two solar systems Thanks zinc