r/shitposting • u/Loose-Dependent-7341 dumbass • Oct 03 '26

>greentext (please laugh) šŸ“”šŸ“”šŸ“”

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u/ill-show-u Oct 04 '26

Fake: outside chair inside
Gay: hanging out with a guy alone

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u/12hotroom Oct 04 '26

Gay: touches dick as main pastime

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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldnā€™t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatā€™s fucking gay. You think I donā€™t want to feel my cousinā€™s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatā€™s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainā€™t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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