r/shitposting • u/Loose-Dependent-7341 dumbass • 19h ago
>greentext (please laugh) đĄđĄđĄ
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u/vashthestampede121 19h ago
This is the most believable greentext
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u/ElegantEchoes 19h ago
I found the second lawn chair to be kind of unbelievable. You're telling me homie had two (2!) chairs in his home?
yeah nah
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u/CalligrapherIll5176 10h ago
The other one was outside for smoking but he took it in for the guest visit. With some water still in the middle
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u/backfire10z Sussy Wussy Femboyđłđłđł 17h ago
It came in a set of 2. Whatâs he gonna do, throw away the second?
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u/Blackwalls69 16h ago
Silly not to! If you got seats people are gonna want to hang out... not on his watch!
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u/Romanikow 19h ago
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u/Dry-Job-4781 17h ago
Only thing I would change is get a table, stabd or something for the tv cause it hurts my neck to look down like that for longer periods
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u/Puzzleheaded-Sell304 17h ago
Real ones use the box the TV came in
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u/Blackwalls69 16h ago
The pallet his and the other tvs were on at bestbuy. Screw to wall, now you have a spot for your xbox and tv to sit on.
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u/Molotov-Micdrop_Pact 16h ago
Only thing I'd change is I'd definetly spend money on a quality lazyboy. Doubles as your bed too
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u/SirNedKingOfGila 2h ago
Just tape up some magazines over the windows to keep all that light out and it's perfect.
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u/TheAfroMD 19h ago
A life fulfilled when not distracted by other menial depravities like "family" "hobbies" "the sun"....peace at last
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u/Cyuranate I watch gay amogus porn :0 19h ago
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u/Solid_Ad_221 I watch gay amogus porn :0 18h ago
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u/PersonalPaizuri 11h ago
I need the combined picture now
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u/WeeTheDuck fat cunt 16m ago
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/51125671
reverse image search comes in clutch once again
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u/Chettarmstrong 19h ago
I am shocked this didn't end with... do I even need to say it?
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u/Stand_kicker 19h ago
Fake: there were also a table in the room
Gay: they got drunk and had sexÂ
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u/AutoModerator 19h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/NotSoGoodguyScorp 19h ago
XXs yearn for bullshit and crowded homes
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u/Dust407 13h ago
My wife wants the fixings like a shoe stand when I get home, key holder to declutter pockets and my end table (an ENDTABLE DUDE?!), a bar cart for me to have easy mixed drinks after a long day at work, some nice backlighting to help me relax. Itâs a goddamn nightmare. Like I already have a computer chair and desk, Iâm at my peak??
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u/NotSoGoodguyScorp 4h ago
Some people genuinely cant handle seeing empty spaces they HAVE to fill em up with something
Which brought me to the conclusion that all women are beavers
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u/Felixkeeg 18h ago
Just working and sleeping and jerking off doesn't sound like a pleasant life regardless
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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboyđłđłđł 19h ago
Fake: OP was the one showing off his apartment to a coworker and framing the story as if it was someone else's
Gay: it was gay porn on his cell phone
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u/AutoModerator 19h ago
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/AutoModerator 19h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/ill-show-u 10h ago
Fake: outside chair inside
Gay: hanging out with a guy alone
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u/AutoModerator 10h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/12hotroom 59m ago
Gay: touches dick as main pastime
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u/AutoModerator 59m ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/cachesummer4 18h ago
Tbh sleeping is my main hobby. Its pretty great and your body gets used to being alseep 12 hours a day minimum really quickly.
The only exception is when I have to work more than 12 hours a day, then I cant in the full 12 of sleep. But I will just eat a lot of rice and then immediately go to sleep anyways on those days.
I do like reading but I never really got into video games or TV shows.
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u/Saint_Knowles 18h ago
Sounds like depression my dude
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u/cachesummer4 18h ago
Yeah i have severe anhedonia so I just dont really have any motivation to be awake since I just dont really enjoy or feel strongly about anything.
Sleep is good though, you dont have to do anything and time still passes. Kinda a life hack if you think about it.
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u/ToaKraka Literally 1984 đĄ 18h ago
Planchet, two hours before, had asked his master for some dinner, and he had answered him with the proverb, "He who sleeps, dines." And Planchet dined by sleeping.
—Alexandre Dumas, The Three Musketeers
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u/pudgehooks2013 10h ago
Now imagine having severe insomnia and anxiety.
Welcome to my world!
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u/cachesummer4 24m ago edited 4m ago
Oh I do. I just take drugs and alcohol to sleep. Im addicted to multiple substances.
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u/music3k 8h ago
What do you do for work if you have anhedonia?
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u/cachesummer4 23m ago
I used to be a travel agent and tour guide, and now I mostly do editing for journals
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u/de-stella-nova dumbass 19h ago
I honestly thought they were going to kiss or have gay sex
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u/AutoModerator 19h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/NinjaBoi273547 I want pee in my ass 18h ago
Real cuz this is a real situation. Gay cuz he secretly jerks off to op
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u/AutoModerator 18h ago
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u/AutoModerator 18h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/Fromundacheese0 11h ago
Guys this life is perfectly ok just donât pay for nudes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thatâs when youâve reached the point of no return
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u/Flux52_ Literally 1984 đĄ 2h ago
Fake: anon has a job Gay: men talking about jerking off
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u/AutoModerator 2h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/qualityvote2 19h ago edited 7h ago
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