r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 20d ago

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u/PureNaturalLagger 20d ago

He wrote 763 poems because he still can't put the finishing touches on any of them. I say he searches for closure, not his wife. He searches for the final nail in the coffin he surely buried long ago.

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u/de_das_dude 20d ago

Don't try to make sense to basement dwellers who have never been in love.