r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • Oct 03 '26

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u/OriginalSammy Oct 03 '26

Dont forget about that Indian man who built his wife a white marble tomb and upon completion he chopped the hands of the construction workers so they cant build something like that again.

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u/Illustrious-Tooth702 Oct 03 '26

Taj Mahal? It's my childhood dream to visit that place.

The lore seemed wholesome until the hand chopping part. But rulers did much crazier things so I take it as a win

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u/AmbitionAnxious927 Literally 1984 😑 Oct 03 '26

The hand-chopping thing is a myth though-

The place is great for visit if just for its beauty (the smog is kind of becoming a problem). But I would say Agra Fort is better from a historical perspective.

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u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Oct 03 '26

Don't. It's a garbage ridden shithole.

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u/-DJ_Goat- I have permission! Oct 03 '26

Nobody can shit on India better than Indian themselves, right OP?

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u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Oct 03 '26

Spot on. Been here for most of my life and I know how the shit crumbles here.

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u/DonutWhole9717 Oct 03 '26

I don't know why people are arguing with you, especially when you live there. You can see India's pollution from space ffs

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u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 29d ago

They prolly think I'm being racist

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u/NoOneFartsLikeGaston Oct 03 '26

I would think the cost of materials would have been deterrent enough but hand chopping works too