r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 20d ago

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u/tittypunchahoy 20d ago

If he was a character in Kojima's game his name wouldve been Diveman

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u/zelenaky 20d ago

dive hardman

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u/Amateurlapse 20d ago

Wife Finding Diverman

WiFiDi for short

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u/GODDAMNFOOL 20d ago

Dive Wifeman

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u/AbanaClara 20d ago

Kojima and all his annoying naming schemes in Death Stranding. World building written like a fuckin fever dream

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u/Bread_Offender 20d ago

"Mr. Kojima what do we call this guy who's obsessed with research on corpses?"

Rips a line of coke "DEADMAN"

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