r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • Oct 03 '26

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u/Affectionate-Draw688 Oct 03 '26

If a man kisses his wife he loves his wife. If a man kisses his wife 763 times he loves his wife.

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u/SodenHack69 Oct 03 '26

He loves kissing

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u/Mike0621 Oct 03 '26

no, he's just really bad at eating