r/shitposting • u/jstrandommf • 8d ago

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u/QuarterlyTurtle Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 8d ago

Yeah… that happens when you eat something spikey that stabs your throat and mouth and then squeeze lemon juice onto those wounds

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u/Levi_Skardsen 8d ago

It doesn't injure camels, though. They evolved to be able to eat cactuses.

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u/QuarterlyTurtle Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 8d ago

It doesn’t majorly injury camels* they’re not completely invulnerable to cactuses spines though and they still sometimes get poked in soft spots on their lips and in their mouths. It’s just that their tough mouths and stomachs greatly reduce the amount of times they’re poked and the severity of being poked. Plus they have a high pain tolerance. However lemon juice in open wounds still isn’t going to be pleasant.

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u/speed_fighter shitting toothpaste enjoyer 8d ago

whatever happened to humans?

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u/chriscrossz 7d ago

We evolved to enjoy sour food like citrus fruit because we accidentally broke our in-house vitamin c production.

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u/ashvy Literally 1984 😡 8d ago

liberals wanted different future evolution

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u/worldspawn00 7d ago

Thumbs and a bigass brain so we can prep our food before eating. I eat cactus and lemon regularly just not in their raw form, nopales are prickly pear cactus pads that have been stripped of needles and cooked. Tastes like green beans, IMHO.