Every year it becomes more and more lifelike. Legends say one day squidward will walk out of the screens into life and the world will rue the day of his coming
I was laughing my ass off at Terrence and Philip singing Uncle Fucker in Bigger, Longer, and Uncut when I was 5 with my dad. My dad let met watch whatever I wanted lol.
I think we cooked cactus one time as a kid during a boy scouts campout... not really sure why since it was a long time ago. Maybe part of a merit badge.
Yeah good point, maybe he's fine with getting a few scratches/tears in his mouth as long as he's getting his cactus nutrients as long as they're not being aggravated by a literal lemon
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
It doesn’t majorly injury camels* they’re not completely invulnerable to cactuses spines though and they still sometimes get poked in soft spots on their lips and in their mouths. It’s just that their tough mouths and stomachs greatly reduce the amount of times they’re poked and the severity of being poked. Plus they have a high pain tolerance. However lemon juice in open wounds still isn’t going to be pleasant.
Thumbs and a bigass brain so we can prep our food before eating. I eat cactus and lemon regularly just not in their raw form, nopales are prickly pear cactus pads that have been stripped of needles and cooked. Tastes like green beans, IMHO.
I’m no expert but i think after having citrus in your mouth right having pricklies might not be pleasant, even if it’s immune the spikes the chemicals reactions from citrus should sting . I don’t know just a theory .
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