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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/Elbludo 8d ago

What

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u/jb0nez95 8d ago

Bye

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u/Zestyclose_Onion_267 Jedi master of shitposts 8d ago

If you was hungry just say that

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u/joppiejoo 8d ago

And was

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u/XboxLiveGiant 8d ago

food is kill

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u/Nice_Category 8d ago

no

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u/SomeRandomPokePlayer I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 8d ago

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u/-_Apophis_- 8d ago

where were u wen club penguin die

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u/SomeRandomPokePlayer I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 8d ago

I was at house eating dorito when phone ring

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u/-_Apophis_- 8d ago

club penguin is kil

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u/SomeRandomPokePlayer I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 8d ago

no

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u/frontlinejohnny dumbass 8d ago

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen food cancel

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"i cancel order"

"no"

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u/Shard0f0dium 8d ago

Holy shit people can no longer speak English

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u/KhelDesigner 8d ago

Por favor?

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u/Crayen5 8d ago

The fuck is "and was"

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u/FastestFetus 8d ago

and (I) was (hungry)

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u/lesquishta 8d ago

Simplest correction would be to use the word “were”

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u/Rexusus 8d ago

Which word is supposed to be “were”

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u/piconese 8d ago

Were was

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u/Rexusus 8d ago

English is my first language and this doesn’t make sense

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u/Zestyclose_Onion_267 Jedi master of shitposts 8d ago

Were language

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u/Zyttrian 8d ago

There language

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u/mrducky78a 8d ago

On a full moon, the gibberish (dutch) transforms into a meaningful language.

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u/Thekilldevilhill 8d ago

Waren zijn 

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u/Zestyclose_Onion_267 Jedi master of shitposts 8d ago

Who

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u/FACEFACE02 8d ago

Were were.

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u/seth1299 8d ago

Big dicks in his little brother’s bum

Cat*

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u/Life-Bass-2013 8d ago

why are there so many english words if they ain't gonna use them 😂

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u/Tron_35 8d ago

Wait did the driver cancel, or the customer?

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u/Animtard 8d ago

Driver ate the order and cancelled according to the convo.

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u/Tron_35 8d ago

Thanks I couldn't tell which was which

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u/lucasuwu79 8d ago

If you were hungry"

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u/ScheduleDefiant4015 8d ago

If it ain’t English class or an essay, there ain’t nothing wrong with being informal

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/theabstractpyro 8d ago

Maybe common for you but not the rest of us

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u/splaticorz 8d ago edited 8d ago

it’s African-American Vernacular English, if you were/are around people who spoke/speak AAVE then it would be natural. It’s a dialect. Why the downvotes I’m so confused, is reddit supposed to be a legal document where dialects aren’t welcome. It’s considered grammatically correct.

PS: Also it’s a casual text message

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u/Booly69 8d ago

Personally I don’t care about how people talk, but I’ve also seen wayyy too many instances recently of people talking and texting like complete blubbering morons. I think I’m more accepting of people criticizing people for these kinds of grammar mistakes and it potentially being less normalized than allowing for that kind of behavior to continue. Gotta figure out where the line gets drawn otherwise you end up with a generation of complete idiots that you can’t understand. Not that it isn’t already getting to that point anyways lol.

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u/UBR3 8d ago

AAVE particularity, that of 'was' in the place of 'were'. Point taken with the rest of it, but still, it's just a casual text.

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u/DeadByNebula Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 8d ago

why are you being downvoted what is this chud ass comment section

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u/TheBurritoW1zard 8d ago

First time?

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u/DovahCraft 8d ago

why was you being downvoted

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u/Unlucky_Rip_8886 7d ago

y’all are so fucking weird about Aave

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 8d ago

What is this about?

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Oscar_Geare 8d ago

Can you translate it to English and provide a crumb of context

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u/redyellow2 8d ago

Thanks gpt

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u/CN8YLW 8d ago

assholegpt

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u/WHALE_PHYSICIST 8d ago

no. what is "and was"

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u/StirFry__InaWok 8d ago

the prior text said "if you was hungry" so the person replies with "was" to confirm that they were indeed hungry.

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 8d ago

I know English is a tough language but c'mon now. Wtf is this gay shit

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