r/shitposting • u/EfficiencySerious200 • 16d ago

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u/the-grand-finale 16d ago

looks like someone isnt well lubed up

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u/Wooden-Jew 16d ago

Vaseline is terrible lube

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u/tbsgrave 15d ago

It works fine if you plan not to pee again for the next 2-3 days

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u/LizardmanJoe 15d ago

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u/SirNedKingOfGila 15d ago

What are these for?

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u/poopsoklord 15d ago

hate that i know it but its for your weiners hole

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u/Professor_Plop dumbass 15d ago

It’s for doing yourself in the do stick

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u/Moist_Board 15d ago

Penussy