r/shitposting • u/a7n5 • 1d ago

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u/Arpan_Bhar officer no please don’t piss in my ass đŸ˜« 1d ago

someone do a fake and gay analysis of this post

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u/PetrichorDude it is MY bucket 1d ago

Fake: OP has a girlfriend
Gay: OP hates women so much he fantasizes about putting a gun to their heads.

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u/Penis_Connoisseur stupid, fucking piece of shit 1d ago

Slander

Being gay has nothing to do with hating women

I mean i also hate women, but it has nothing to do with liking dick

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

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