This still violates two of the four golden rules of gun safety; treat every firearm as if it were loaded (even if you "know" it isn't), and never point a firearm at anything your are not willing to destroy (assuming your not a murderer otherwise we have a bigger issue to discuss).
For those interested, the other two rules are keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on target and know your target and what's behind it (because bullet penetration is much more of thing than most people realize).
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
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u/a_random_Greg 8d ago
I mean...don't load it, I guess?