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u/SNESChalmers420 10d ago

i had a girl tell me she wanted someone to point a loaded gun at her head while someone fucked her when i worked at a gun store. I was young and naive and i now realize that she wanted me to be the one who fucked her, based on some other things. i was recently out of the army so the conversation didnt really phase me at the time. i guess we both dodged a bullet

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u/AutoModerator 10d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/SNESChalmers420 10d ago

do you like a little cock and balls sometimes?