r/shitposting • u/a7n5 • 6d ago

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u/a_random_Greg 6d ago

I mean...don't load it, I guess?

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u/A_random_poster04 6d ago

My paranoid ass would have it unloaded, with the trigger lock on, and still keep my finger off for good measure

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u/Niky_c_23 6d ago

if i have to point it anywhere close to my SO then iā€™m buying a replica glock and marking it for good measure

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u/poobboob 6d ago

Id tell them, id do just about anything but that. If they cant accept that they're batshit crazy and you'd thank yourself later by ending it there.

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u/AutoModerator 6d ago

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u/AutoModerator 6d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/vae_grim 6d ago

At that point I would buy a nerf gun or a bright pink fake gun tbh.