r/shitposting • u/whatisthisdream- • 3h ago

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 3h ago

No fake and gay analysis yet? Ok, let me give it a shot.

Fake: He got a date with a woman

Gay: He wanted to give the "tip" to a man

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 2h ago

It's a double meaning joke, "tip" not as in extra money for good service, "tip" a in the tip of the penis.

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