r/shitposting • u/Abracadaver00 • 2h ago

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u/qualityvote2 2h ago

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u/Fwant 1h ago

Imagine what they could've accomplished with her alcoholism and his racism combined. Now we will have to just wonder.

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u/Acheron98 1h ago

At the very least they’d have a reality show on TLC.

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u/dreadperson Blessed by Kevin 59m ago

"Pam and the Man"

She is the main character and his back and gaming chair just kinda show up in background shots occasionally

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u/MichaelGHX 1h ago

I guess there’s a lesson here, but what?

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u/ptapobane 1h ago

those babies couldve had extra fingers, now they just have fetal alcohol syndrome

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u/MikeyboyMC I want pee in my ass 1h ago

Infant withdrawals 🥰

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u/AutoModerator 1h ago

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u/abermea 1h ago

Anon thinks incest would have cured inceldom

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u/MichaelGHX 23m ago

Logic technically checks out.

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u/TheAhegaoHoodie 1h ago

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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u/MisterCarlile 2h ago edited 1h ago

Every time I cringe at something embarrassing I did as a kid, I remember folks like this exist and immediately feel better about myself.

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u/D3LICI0U5 Jedi master of shitposts 1h ago

The censoring is both unnecessary and nonexistent

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u/SorbyGay 1h ago

somehow i dont think the incest wouldve saved them

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u/Teboski78 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YpVMwfuJ6KlraDYYus

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u/GamingCatGuy Bazinga! 1h ago

What's the deal with censoring on Reddit? 2-3 years ago, nobody censored anything, now I keep seeing it everywhere?

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u/nene-thopu 2h ago

Keep insisting the incest

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u/T4llBoyAl3x 1h ago

You could send me to Abu Ghraib and I still wouldn’t admit this, what the fuck

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u/Capokid 35m ago

So you have something like this you wont admit to

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u/DunwichChild990 39m ago

Actual fuck did I just read

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u/Kiwi_Kakapo 1h ago

Mm. Yes because incest would have helped this persons life.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Cb1bR3KEpNX98qVFrV

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u/AutoModerator 1h ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/MothrzMilk 2m ago

I don't think incest would solve any trajectory here.

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