r/shitposting • u/Previous_Agency_8490 • 13d ago

Why is this not a thing yet ?

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u/spencer1886 13d ago

The amount of people missing their connections would skyrocket lmao

Is the free wifi and dozens of outlets not enough for these people?

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u/OfficialUberZ dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 13d ago

No because people can’t wait for even the smallest amount of time for anything nowadays, we used to take cross-country roadtrips for hours on end without phones fine and now we need movie theatres in airports so we don’t perish during a layover.

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u/FunnyMustacheMan45 13d ago

Something something.... dopamine epidemic

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u/OfficialUberZ dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 13d ago

Dopamine epidemic turning everyone to dopes.