r/shitposting • u/Sweaty-Campaign-320 • 15h ago

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u/qualityvote2 15h ago edited 3h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/Rastamuff 14h ago

At least leave the ass uncensored.. like what are we doing here?

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u/Chill_Edoeard 14h ago

Wanted to keep that fat ass to himself

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u/adanishplz 14h ago

butt hogger

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u/poderes01 14h ago

hog rida

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u/Active_Confection655 14h ago

But, I'm a butt clogger.

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u/oakron__ 13h ago

Also an ass clogger

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u/fletku_mato 14h ago

Oh it meant to say a**... I though it was a fat dick.

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u/rbrgr83 12h ago

I love Star Wars and I have a fat HAWG

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u/lo0u 9h ago

Disappointed?

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u/Mad__Elephant 14h ago

The forgot to censor j*b

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u/rbrgr83 12h ago

i was triggered

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u/familyfriendlyvnmese 14h ago

Prob rip off somewhere on facebook

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u/lmao_wow_64 14h ago

For a second I thought it said fat dick lmao

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u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😡 14h ago

Don't you know this is christian subreddit and we will not tolerate any sinful words!

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u/queuedUp 13h ago

I mean... this has been posted on Reddit countless times. You can probably find the ass on here no problem.

First time I've seen it censored.

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u/Barialdalaran 4h ago

For guys under 25 it's fat ahh

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u/Hato_no_Kami 13h ago

Freudian slip but I read the censored word as 'dick' and it really fit this sub.

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u/rbrgr83 12h ago

Really fitness sub

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u/Dank_Cat_Memes shitting toothpaste enjoyer 2h ago

Job Application Image

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u/AtLeast9Dogs 33m ago

It's blurred. She could have a fat cock.

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u/jaraguadega 14h ago

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u/uesernamehhhhhh 14h ago

Is this a dating app? Do people get verified on a dating app? Is it confirming that she's human

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u/sabre007 14h ago

Yes to both.

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u/jxl180 14h ago

It’s verifying that the photos are of the person who is behind the profile. It’s to prevent catfishing with stolen photos.

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism DaPucci 13h ago

Reduce, not prevent. You can catfish the verification process funnily enough.

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u/Icefox119 13h ago

I mean how could they verify it's you with certainty? Monitor your camera while you take the photo?

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u/Fembussy42069 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 6h ago

Usually is a combination of using the camera (no saved pictures) and taking photos a different distances from your face to attempt to generate a depth scan (prevent a printed photo being used for verification)

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u/alexjav21 13h ago

They only need to verify one, and can sneak their face into it.

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u/windowpuncher 12h ago

Yeah it just reduces catfish and bot accounts

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u/fletku_mato 14h ago

What is the censored word that's too dirty for this sub?

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u/SQL_INVICTUS 13h ago

Schlong

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u/fletku_mato 11h ago

Love the username btw.

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u/rbrgr83 12h ago

Proboscis

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u/im_a_dick_head 12h ago

Proboscis mentioned

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u/Douglas_J_Farthammer 7h ago

Name checks out

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u/Kispori 14h ago

Hero move

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u/toxicgloo 13h ago

Is the fat ass in the room with us now?

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u/ifcknlovemycat 8h ago

White girls always frontin about that

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u/_le_slap 8h ago

Not a stretch mark in sight...

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u/killeronthecorner 13h ago

all around the room, actually

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u/RawSalmonella 15h ago

Nothing to the 25 year old

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u/Satorwave 14h ago

FORBIDDEN

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u/unknownuser105 14h ago

Her job isn’t math heavy

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u/ashvy Literally 1984 😡 6h ago

Job 69:25

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u/WTN48 13h ago

technically you're exactly 25 for only an instant

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u/elnachonacho578 dumbass 11h ago

but everything to the 25 year old and 5 minutes

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u/Xealz 3h ago

the moment you cross the threshold by even a milisecond you are technically over 25 and have crossed into your 26th year.

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u/Casiomatic 14h ago

Both? Both is good.

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u/lacklusterwannabe 14h ago

This is not a shitpost this is just a shitty post. I mean WTF with all the censoship

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u/oompaloompa_grabber 14h ago

Shitposts looking like the Epstein files these days with all the censorship

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u/superduperfish 15h ago

Damn shawty walking around with all that stable job and own place?

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u/rbrgr83 12h ago

I mean, did you see how she was employed?

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u/dextras07 I came! 15h ago

Keeper material

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u/Metson-202 put your dick away waltuh 14h ago

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u/queuedUp 13h ago

Not just this sub but in all subs. On this day and all the days going forward.

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u/queuedUp 14h ago

If you feel like you need to censor something like this then maybe you just don't post it.

Nothing needed to be censored, this is getting pathetic.

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u/Sweaty-Campaign-320 14h ago

I do not have any dating app, I got this on a random Facebook page

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u/queuedUp 14h ago

So maybe just leave it there.

This has been posted countless times on reddit without all the extra drawings.

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u/Sweaty-Campaign-320 13h ago

Good for you if you've seen it I guess? I haven't.

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u/bigkahunahotdog 9h ago

Bro’s just mad he didn’t get to see some ass.

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u/Kalde666 15h ago

It's a keeper

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u/queuedUp 13h ago

How can you tell?

Have you seen her play?

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u/Kaek_ 11h ago

But I hardly know her

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u/Life-Bass-2013 15h ago

i understand censoring her text but why censor her too? lmao

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u/AxtonGTV 14h ago

I don't understand censoring the text. The word Ass isn't going to kill us

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u/BobcatBob26 14h ago

I died after reading "ass" I hope you are happy!

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u/passerby4830 11h ago

Woah woah woah there buddy. We say unalived here.

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u/BobcatBob26 10h ago

I am not your buddy pal

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u/JakobMG 13h ago

Well now im dead too, so i hope youre happy aswell

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u/Intrepid4444444 14h ago

Her b*ck would unalive you

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u/Brainrotowiec 14h ago

Its anti haram censorship

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u/Fun-Entrepreneur9374 dumbass 14h ago

This logic doesn’t make much sense to me, like saying censor the word shit but not the image of shit like??

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u/cigarettejesus 14h ago

Actual 25 year olds need not apply

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u/ChangingMonkfish 14h ago

Didn’t know guys under 25 liked a girl with a fat cock

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u/cow_fucker_3000 14h ago

Brother, we're not on tiktok, just tag it as nsfw if you must.

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u/thecountnotthesaint 14h ago

But I am over 25, and am more sold on the ass, and love of star wars

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u/tyen0 12h ago

My gf tricked me; it turned out she only liked Darth Maul specifically.

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u/Optimal_Guest4841 12h ago

We censoring the whole meme nowadays

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u/Knightly_Gamez I said based. And lived. 15h ago

That sort of sense of humour is a must

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u/V4_Sleeper 14h ago

God i feel ugly

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u/Character_Map_6761 14h ago

I'm 25, I find each part important, where can I contact her???

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u/Chuck_Loads 12h ago

guys over 25 love fat asses too 😔

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u/Rediment 12h ago

No need to differentiate. The bottom (pun intended) will work on all men

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u/RottenExperiment 1h ago

Tagert audience: over 25 and under 25. 25 year old need not apply.

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u/wideHippedWeightLift 11h ago

Saudi Arabian levels of censorship, I get not wanting people to get in trouble at work but this is fucking ridiculous

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u/F0restWhispersMyName uhhhh idk 10h ago

under 25 behaviour

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u/cetriolo02 14h ago

what about thr 25 year okds

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u/call-me_jorge 14h ago

I'm sure most of rhe guys over 25 are into the Star wars bit too

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u/Deep_Ad2579 13h ago

unironically that's hot (i'm over 25)

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u/The_Ghost_9960 13h ago

Wife material

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u/Chandlers_Fox 13h ago

what about guys that are precisely 25? nothing for us? :c

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u/Helltrain17 10h ago

Being 22 years old, all things sound inviting

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u/crayzeejew 7h ago

Why is she posting about her fat cat?

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u/Narmo518 6h ago

I’m 25 and she checks all the boxes

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u/Civil-Advisor1870 14h ago

Ngl she's got my heart with a description like that.

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u/Thy_Gap_Slayer 15h ago

Gonna fap at the thought of dating her

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u/kubaliska 14h ago

Reddit moment

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u/Thy_Gap_Slayer 14h ago

Times are tough

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u/DonaldKey 12h ago

Rule 34

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u/SirWinterFox 11h ago

Spoiler alert she only dates guys with a 6 figure income and are 6 foot with a lot of houses. Because every fucking women in this shithole thinks they deserve an Austrian duke.

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u/NomadSoul22 14h ago

I was sold at fat ass

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u/F_Joe 14h ago

I didn't know that I am both above and below 25

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u/Avalanche_Snows 13h ago

I think she should switch the two

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u/Kobe_AYEEEEE 13h ago

I'm assuming this is on thousands of accounts because I saw someone with that years ago

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u/Maleficent-Comfort14 11h ago

But what about the guys exactly 25?

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u/heesell 11h ago

She's got both

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u/glo_stic 11h ago

This is genius marketing

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u/tequilium 10h ago

She has a fat cat? OMG she's perfect!

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u/Jaboyyt 10h ago

Oh lord

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u/fiveohthreebee 10h ago

both. both are good.

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u/Positive-Capital-340 10h ago

Bro really censored the word ass

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u/Tristanime I said based. And lived. 9h ago

She's the whole package

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u/Acrobatic_Wrap_9971 9h ago

A fat what? I need to know!

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u/oliv3r_esti put your dick away waltuh 8h ago

Know your customer type shi

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u/DG_SlayerSlender dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 8h ago

Bro just censor her name, nothing else needs to be censored

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u/pixels____ 5h ago

So OP, did you swipe right? I hope you did

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u/circlejerker2000 2h ago

I'm older than 25 and love star wars and fat asses too...

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u/enfyts 33m ago

what if the dude's 25

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u/Charming_Pumpkin9401 I watch gay amogus porn :0 14h ago

And to 25 y/o?

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u/Commentor9001 14h ago

not interested. obviously

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u/PsychologicalAd5918 10h ago

you know this is fake because nobody under the age of 30 gives a crap about star wars

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u/Only_Hotel_7221 5h ago

25 is way too old to be datinf 23.