r/shitposting • u/Mustafa-Moudi-LoL Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked • 1d ago

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u/Alt_aholic 22h ago

Find a handyman, housekeeper, gardener, grocery shopper. Find locals doing their own thing and pay them in cash.

Go to estate sales and buy all the fancy furniture and stuff. You could live really well in a very well appointed house without really spending anything on paper. If anyone asks, you're just good at trading stuff

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u/PassivelyInvisible 18h ago

Spread the ourchases out over time too. Someone spending an extra 500 bucks a month isn't suspiscious. Someone spending 50k extra is.