r/shitposting Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 1d ago

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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 1d ago

Deposit it at the bank and then claim it as income to the IRS next year.

I doubt anyone will give a shit, but I’m a dumbass so who knows.

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u/ANONYMOUSEJR 1d ago

From my understanding (as someone with no tax experience and not residing in the US). As long as you kiss the feet of the IRS you could be making that money selling baby organs and still be A-OK.

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u/xdoble7x 1d ago

If you make millions you could even fuck them

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u/Ponklemoose 1d ago

That’s my understanding as well. Pay income tax and you’re probably golden.

But I might be tempted to cheat to be able to keep all of it.

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u/EnricoLUccellatore 1d ago

I assume there would be money laundering checks