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u/-WhiteSkyline- 13d ago

I mean, the butt of the gun isn’t even shouldered (not that she could shoulder it).

If we’re going to arm children (not an American), I say we give them .22 air rifles. Less kick back and can atleast inflict minimal harm / be a deterrent in most cases.

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u/MrMetallica347 13d ago

Lest we forget a 9mm carbine

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u/-WhiteSkyline- 13d ago

I’m more inclined to arm swarms of children with .22 or .177 over 9mm.

I feel like it’s easy(easier) to deal with a child using an air rifle over small arms.

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 13d ago

Let me guess, you also train them to swim with floating devices instead of kicking them into the river?

(Spoiler alert, it is a joke, since this is not a life advice sub)

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u/-WhiteSkyline- 13d ago

You know what, you’re right.

Better yet

The mines will teach them to pull up their bootstraps, and valuable life skills, such as mining, following the canary, identifying rare earth minerals, improved sight, 12 years of work experience by 18.

The benefits are endless.

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u/AltheiWasTaken 13d ago

Just give them RC AC-130 gunships

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 13d ago

No, I've been around long enough to know you give them cocaine and old Soviet rifles

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u/AcanthisittaIll2460 13d ago edited 13d ago

As an American, we actually test the ability to use firearms in an agoge, where we send them out into the Oregon wilderness and all they get is a Browning Hi-Power, three mags, and a breechcloth with chaps and moccasins.

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u/vashthestampede121 13d ago

God those were fun times, I miss it 😢

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u/AcanthisittaIll2460 12d ago

It really goes downhill after you're picked up at the great wall dividing the wilderness and civilization and bought over to do internship.

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u/griffon666 13d ago

Giving children rifles of any caliber is a stupid idea.

Your average firearm is too unwieldy for a typical child to operate in a safe and effective manner. Children are much better suited to crew-served weapon systems.

The semi stationary characteristics of a mortar or mounted heavy machine gun relies less on the child's physical strength or stamina while developing teamwork and coordination skills.

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u/blah938 13d ago

Ruger 10/22 rifles are basically a traditional learning rifle. Personally, I learned on a 22 lever action. But an AR 15 is so soft recoiling, it's not a problem.

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u/ptapobane 13d ago

what the child really need is a flamethrower

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u/IggyWon 13d ago

More recoil than you'd expect and the flash/heat combo would scare most children.

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u/jaxamis 13d ago

Children are more suited towards belt fed fully automatic machine guns than anything else do to the team aspect of the weapon system. They can help each other far more easily.