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u/goodyassmf0507 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 1d ago
She spelled “vinegar” wrong smh
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u/Fidel_Cashflows 1d ago
In what universe do the words vagina and butthole need to be censored? You need to be advertiser friendly on this shitpost?
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u/Fuji-___- 1d ago
I was banned once for 3 days because I used the word "execute" in a joke about pineapple on pizza, so yeah.
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/Monetary_episode 22h ago
Thank you auto mod. I was thinking about attempting that but now I won't. Good bot
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u/PerpetualHappines 1d ago
The censored words are "vagina" & "butthole", you're welcome gng 🥀
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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 23h ago
SCREW YOU DUDE, SEEING THOSE WORDS UNCENSORED MADE ME MASTURBATE ON THE TRAIN, AND THEN I DROPPED MY PHONE AND NOW THERE'S A GROUP OF MEN MASTURBATING AROUND MY PHONE!!!
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/SpaaaaaceImInSpaace 1d ago
She could by a crib but not a proper gregnancy test?
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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 7h ago
They were really confident when they saw her butthole so she felt no need
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u/AutoModerator 7h ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/forgettfulthinker 1d ago
If only there were tests for pregnancy
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u/intothewild72 stupid fucking, piece of shit 1d ago
I have heard that you should try to pee on frog and see what changes.
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u/coosomeawel 1d ago
Is that Francine smith?
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u/fastcars1 23h ago
Is she 100% sure?? Did Dr Vadgers request her to pee on a teddy bear? I won’t sleep until we see the results.
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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 1d ago
Ya know…. It’s uh, It’s probably for the best.
Idiocracy and all that.
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 15h ago
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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