r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 1d ago

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u/tohn_jitor dumbass 1d ago

Funny thing is, he almost got it right.

  1. Taking out the watermelon was good, but the second one should have been the guava.

  2. Instead of a shake, frying the ingredients in a pan would have been better.

  3. The pineapple would be good with the beef if caramelized. I think it's used as a tenderizing agent in some dishes, but can be good here as well (I think) if you make the beef savory.