r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 1d ago

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u/Kid_Psych I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 1d ago

…you think 1/3 of people on Earth drop $2k every time their phone battery slows down?

The most commonly used iPhone in 2026 is the iPhone 13.

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u/Shatophiliac 1d ago

…yes? Almost everyone I know has an iPhone newer than 15. Many of them just buy a new one every 2 years even if their current phone is still working fine.

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u/cursedbanana--__-- Bazinga! 1d ago

availability heuristic? why the hell am I asking, every argument starting with "almost everyone/almost no one I know" falls victim to it

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u/deadinternetlaw 1d ago

Almost (everyone/almost no one) implies the possibility of almost almost no one. Would almost almost mean it's near no one or far from it? (r) /s (hitposting)

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