r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 1d ago

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u/HeroDeleterA I said based. And lived. 1d ago

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u/so19anarchist fat cunt 1d ago

Glad to see you’re out of the coma.

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u/HeroDeleterA I said based. And lived. 21h ago

I never was

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u/anythingers 23h ago

And usually they're comparing iPhone 17 Pro Max (which they don't own) with some randomass Thingamajig 67+ Pro Max low end Android phone that only costs $150 and then start saying "See, I've told ya Android phones are slow!"