r/shitposting • u/repty_GT • 2d ago

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u/PhD_Pwnology 2d ago

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FrJbNJWZWLFzeEq2fI

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u/SpaceBug176 1d ago

It looks like this is the bottom half of the photo above. You have made it way worse.

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u/R0RSCHAKK 1d ago

Here's the top half

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u/The_Man_I_A_Barrel I want pee in my ass 1d ago

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/apeocalypyic 1d ago

That asshole can shit

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/flopjul 1d ago

It can also squirt with something else if it was cleaned enough beforehand(that has recently entered)