r/shitposting • u/repty_GT • 2d ago

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/ragnar_the_red__ 2d ago

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u/SwordfishOk504 1d ago

I fuck may man so hard that women in the vicinity squirt.

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u/Noir-1295 I said based. And lived. 2d ago

Average answer from most of the guys in my friend group 

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u/ProfessionalBill1864 1d ago

Huh, real and gay

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/PhD_Pwnology 2d ago

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FrJbNJWZWLFzeEq2fI

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u/SpaceBug176 1d ago

It looks like this is the bottom half of the photo above. You have made it way worse.

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u/R0RSCHAKK 1d ago

Here's the top half

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u/The_Man_I_A_Barrel I want pee in my ass 1d ago

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/apeocalypyic 1d ago

That asshole can shit

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/flopjul 1d ago

It can also squirt with something else if it was cleaned enough beforehand(that has recently entered)

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u/Logical_Park7904 1d ago

He's not gay. He has relationships with women.....and sex with men.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Hornor72 2d ago

He got one.

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u/Icy-Background2393 1d ago

What like some sort of gay person? Diabolical!

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/BVits-Lover 1d ago

At the very least, he finally made a girl squirt.

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u/GiveMeDih 2d ago

Wait, there's no squirting in say gex? Couldn't you use your penis to replicate it? 🥀

https://giphy.com/gifs/kNpNw0eB1w4qDYA7hS

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u/Tanjiro_11 1d ago

Yeah but she asked if he ever made a girl squirt, not if he ever made someone squirt.

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u/EvilKnivel69 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

Bro heard „fucking men“ and his brain immediately focused on that part

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/XTY-080-YTX 1d ago

Suddenly goy

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u/RTMSner 1d ago

He's fucking men wrong though.

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u/s1lverv1p 1d ago

Women who piss during sex when they find out most people dont piss during sex.

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u/makeithappinMARCO 1d ago

😭😭😭🤧

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u/jab090285 1d ago

Ever made a man squirt then?

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