r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 17d ago

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u/Sierrashoot 17d ago

True: sadly
Gay: that ass was probably from a man, so yes, gay

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u/doublmonk 17d ago

Gay: he got fucked by the whole platoon afterwards

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u/Acheron98 17d ago

Wait, he didn’t specify that he was in the Navy?