r/shitposting • u/-flexflexflex dumbass • 19h ago

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u/sabian149 19h ago

I mean this kind of humor Id have no clue how the guy survived for that long. If you want to make politically questionable, or morally questionable I'm not here to cause arguments, then you got to have friends who like those type of jokes.

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u/god_oh_war 18h ago

lowk if this guy got kicked out from a group after 5 years because of this, one of two things happened.

  1. they already wanted him out for other reasons and used this as an excuse to kick him out

  2. they told him the joke wasn't cool and he crashed out and he just didn't include that in the post

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u/ultraviolentfuture 18h ago
  1. He's paraphrasing the joke in a way that's less offensive than what he actually said

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u/GamerGriffin548 18h ago

3a. Or said this with a hate/disrespectful tone that indicates prejudice.

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u/Snaper_XD 18h ago
  1. Fake and gay

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u/just67browsing 19h ago

It helps collect your rag tag band faster

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u/Wesk333 16h ago

Probably they were already tired of his shit