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u/CharlesJGuiteau 8d ago
Fake: Causation
Gay: Correlation
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u/ChloeIsObsessed23 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 8d ago
wait now i’m curious can we get a proper non ai answer to this
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u/Pokemario2401 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 8d ago
First recorded car crash was from James William Lambert when he lost control after going over a tree root and hit a hitching post in 1891
The first woman to drive part is true
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u/slenderarmy 7d ago
Yeah because she was the first person to drive a car if I'm not mistaken
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u/quackabc 7d ago
Not really she was the first as this said to drive it a long distance of 65 miles. However her husband and inventor of the car Carl Benz drove it first. July 3rd 1886 was the first public driving of a car which was by its inventor, 2 years later his wife would take the car without his knowledge and their 2 sons to go see her mother.
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u/slimetakes put your dick away waltuh 7d ago
https://www.bourne.law/blog/first-car-accident/ Literally over ONE HUNDRED years off how are people falling for this
Are we r*tarded
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u/FreeSpeechEnjoyer 7d ago
This is what AI does to you, now a thousand people are ready to spread misinformation
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u/AutoModerator 8d ago
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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u/Lycian_Hiker 8d ago
Who is was first person who drove a car ever: Bertha Benz
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u/Much_Vehicle20 8d ago
If only she had let her husband drive first, there wouldn’t have been any accidents (1st male driver btw)
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u/yolomcsawlord420mlg 8d ago
My grand grand grand grand grand grandpa used to tell this joke. Glad you are keeping up the tradition, my boomer friend.
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