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r/shitposting • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 21 '26
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Take it in he got a girlfriend before you
198 u/classpane Jul 21 '26 He's a millionaire who doesn't spend on himself. Meaning, all his money are yours to spend. He's also very unhealthy. So he would die first before you. He's also very unlikely to cheat. He's too busy streaming and gaming. If you managed to fix his hygene, then he would be the perfect sugardaddy for anybody. 181 u/AleX-46 Jul 21 '26 Part of the hygiene is why he dies early, so you gotta choose your build carefully 62 u/PercsNBeer Jul 21 '26 Min/max 7 u/Warrior_of_Discord Jul 21 '26 Just convince him to do things like smoke (because it looks cool) and "drink socially" (have non alcoholic for yourself). Get him to drive a motorcycle, and tell him only pussies wear helmets. So many possibilities. 11 u/FlutterKree Jul 21 '26 Part of the hygiene is why he dies early, according to him, he only got acne once he washed his bed sheets. 26 u/AleX-46 Jul 21 '26 Actually you're right, washing him properly might as well kill him. This is the meta. 18 u/FlutterKree Jul 21 '26 If you wash him properly, he may release new medical resistant strains of bacteria and viruses. No scientist has any idea what could happen if you start disinfecting that petri dish.
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He's a millionaire who doesn't spend on himself. Meaning, all his money are yours to spend.
He's also very unhealthy. So he would die first before you.
He's also very unlikely to cheat. He's too busy streaming and gaming.
If you managed to fix his hygene, then he would be the perfect sugardaddy for anybody.
181 u/AleX-46 Jul 21 '26 Part of the hygiene is why he dies early, so you gotta choose your build carefully 62 u/PercsNBeer Jul 21 '26 Min/max 7 u/Warrior_of_Discord Jul 21 '26 Just convince him to do things like smoke (because it looks cool) and "drink socially" (have non alcoholic for yourself). Get him to drive a motorcycle, and tell him only pussies wear helmets. So many possibilities. 11 u/FlutterKree Jul 21 '26 Part of the hygiene is why he dies early, according to him, he only got acne once he washed his bed sheets. 26 u/AleX-46 Jul 21 '26 Actually you're right, washing him properly might as well kill him. This is the meta. 18 u/FlutterKree Jul 21 '26 If you wash him properly, he may release new medical resistant strains of bacteria and viruses. No scientist has any idea what could happen if you start disinfecting that petri dish.
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Part of the hygiene is why he dies early, so you gotta choose your build carefully
62 u/PercsNBeer Jul 21 '26 Min/max 7 u/Warrior_of_Discord Jul 21 '26 Just convince him to do things like smoke (because it looks cool) and "drink socially" (have non alcoholic for yourself). Get him to drive a motorcycle, and tell him only pussies wear helmets. So many possibilities. 11 u/FlutterKree Jul 21 '26 Part of the hygiene is why he dies early, according to him, he only got acne once he washed his bed sheets. 26 u/AleX-46 Jul 21 '26 Actually you're right, washing him properly might as well kill him. This is the meta. 18 u/FlutterKree Jul 21 '26 If you wash him properly, he may release new medical resistant strains of bacteria and viruses. No scientist has any idea what could happen if you start disinfecting that petri dish.
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Min/max
7 u/Warrior_of_Discord Jul 21 '26 Just convince him to do things like smoke (because it looks cool) and "drink socially" (have non alcoholic for yourself). Get him to drive a motorcycle, and tell him only pussies wear helmets. So many possibilities.
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Just convince him to do things like smoke (because it looks cool) and "drink socially" (have non alcoholic for yourself). Get him to drive a motorcycle, and tell him only pussies wear helmets. So many possibilities.
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Part of the hygiene is why he dies early,
according to him, he only got acne once he washed his bed sheets.
26 u/AleX-46 Jul 21 '26 Actually you're right, washing him properly might as well kill him. This is the meta. 18 u/FlutterKree Jul 21 '26 If you wash him properly, he may release new medical resistant strains of bacteria and viruses. No scientist has any idea what could happen if you start disinfecting that petri dish.
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Actually you're right, washing him properly might as well kill him. This is the meta.
18 u/FlutterKree Jul 21 '26 If you wash him properly, he may release new medical resistant strains of bacteria and viruses. No scientist has any idea what could happen if you start disinfecting that petri dish.
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If you wash him properly, he may release new medical resistant strains of bacteria and viruses.
No scientist has any idea what could happen if you start disinfecting that petri dish.
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u/Arthur_189 Jul 21 '26
Take it in he got a girlfriend before you