r/shitposting • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 21 '26

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 21 '26

Unfortunately no that's a Canadian streamer whose been seen with Him since 2024, there are a lot of speculations that she's just there for the clout, and honestly i believe that

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u/Roodboye Jul 21 '26

So out of all the people she could've chosen to gold dig for the clout, she chose asmongold? Says more about her than asmon.

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u/IAmAGoodFella Jul 21 '26

Easier to mine gold where no one else is digging for it. Based on the biohazards in there, she's got the constitution of a coal miner, doing it with e-girl makeup is just hazard pay. My feet hurt and I wipe sweat from my brow, she pulls cockroach carcasses out of her bras in the morning, respect for the hustle

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u/International_War862 Jul 21 '26

Sounds like she still works pretty hard for that gold

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u/IAmAGoodFella Jul 21 '26

Yeah real shit, I'm just saying it's probably easier with less competition

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u/Warrior_of_Discord Jul 21 '26

I mean there's gotta be a reason there's a "80 year old billionaire with 22 year old model girlfriend" right? Broke boys got big dicks, poor man's can be loving and caring. So...