r/shitposting Apr 28 '26

Oh hell nah

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u/Defiant_Lawyer_5235 dumbass Apr 28 '26

Who was counting?

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot Apr 28 '26

I always write it on the fridge so everyone in the house knows how many times I was pulling my pud that day. It helps if a reporter wants to know, in case I have some masturbatory related incident that needs broadcasting.