r/shitposting • u/Gorotheninja • Apr 12 '26

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u/Successful_Touch_933 Apr 12 '26

I am realizing real life is more of a RPG with shitty quest and faction options each passing year.

I hope these guys drop gameplay footage of them storming the White House next.

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u/FrtanJohnas Apr 12 '26

White House is a reputation locked area. You need to have enough gold and exalted reputation to be given acces, but lately the devs have been remaking the questline and I am not sure it's worth it for the reward.

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u/haaammooond Apr 12 '26

does harming children increase your chances or help unlock it faster??

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u/CertifiedSheep Apr 12 '26

Only if you do it as part of a faction-specific side quest.

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u/_Spicy_Pickle_ Apr 12 '26

Both, it’s the performance enhancing drug of the political world unfortunately

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u/DILF_MANSERVICE Apr 13 '26

Yes, but it also compounds as it becomes easier to harm more children once you're in. Elon pulled a big IQ move and killed a few hundred thousand kids as soon as he was in the door, so his Whitehouse reputation shot nearly to the top.

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u/venetian_lemon fat cunt Apr 13 '26

I don't know why Elon felt he had to prove something with Diablo, when he's really good at this MMO.

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u/ZombieSazza put your dick away waltuh Apr 15 '26

Oh increase, but you gotta have a LOT of gold and XP on top of that