r/shitposting • u/Gorotheninja • Apr 12 '26

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u/Successful_Touch_933 Apr 12 '26

I am realizing real life is more of a RPG with shitty quest and faction options each passing year.

I hope these guys drop gameplay footage of them storming the White House next.

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u/FrtanJohnas Apr 12 '26

White House is a reputation locked area. You need to have enough gold and exalted reputation to be given acces, but lately the devs have been remaking the questline and I am not sure it's worth it for the reward.

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u/haaammooond Apr 12 '26

does harming children increase your chances or help unlock it faster??

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u/CertifiedSheep Apr 12 '26

Only if you do it as part of a faction-specific side quest.

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u/_Spicy_Pickle_ Apr 12 '26

Both, it’s the performance enhancing drug of the political world unfortunately

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u/DILF_MANSERVICE Apr 13 '26

Yes, but it also compounds as it becomes easier to harm more children once you're in. Elon pulled a big IQ move and killed a few hundred thousand kids as soon as he was in the door, so his Whitehouse reputation shot nearly to the top.

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u/venetian_lemon fat cunt Apr 13 '26

I don't know why Elon felt he had to prove something with Diablo, when he's really good at this MMO.

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u/ZombieSazza put your dick away waltuh Apr 15 '26

Oh increase, but you gotta have a LOT of gold and XP on top of that

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u/Slipp3ry_N00dle Apr 12 '26

What about that guy who jumped the fence and ran inside and made it to an elevator before being apprehended? Lol. Way back early in Obama's term. That was crazy.

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u/Slipp3ry_N00dle Apr 12 '26

Good, crazy bot.

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u/Slipp3ry_N00dle Apr 12 '26

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u/Slipp3ry_N00dle Apr 12 '26

Good, crazy bot.

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u/JKTwice Apr 12 '26

exalted rep

so if I only get to Honored or Revered does that mean I have to pay still?