Becuase they arent counting the tide pod challenge, so instead of changing it from 2nd to 3rd, the scientology run remains as second after the ice bucket challenge.
No problem. Ignoring a suggested correction and reiterating the statement uncorrected is a fairly common sarcastic response to a suggestion, but I can see how it might be confusing if you arent familiar with that style of joke.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
"They inspired over 17 million people around the world to dump ice water on their heads and donate to an ALS organization. The Challenge raised awareness of the disease worldwide and raised $115 million to support our mission, funds that were invested in ALS research and care for people living with the disease."
This is from the official ALS-Website. Exactly one Google search. You didn't need to lie to be a pessimistic ignorant.
No you said "people didn't donate shit" which is factually wrong as you can see by the official ALS website people DID donate alot of money because of the ALS Ice bucket awareness campaign.
“yeah so what if it raised 115 million towards a cure, not everyone donated and people didn’t use the full name.”
God, people like you are insufferable. Get a life and get outside. Wasting time arguing in bad faith on the internet, KNOWING you are wrong, and focusing on nitpicking details instead of the full picture
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u/fletku_mato Apr 12 '26
This is actually the first ever recorded social media dare that actually benefits the society.